2625 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

[theglen]

1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon

Comments

[duckhunter]

Might I have permission to pass this fine list on to my non-LJ gaming friends via e-mail? I'll be happy to include any copyright info you wish.

[theglen]

It's not copyrighted, so post away. All I ask is you not take credit for writing the list.

And another one:

[mnarra]

Throwing the gnome party members into rooms is not a viable method of checking for traps or ambush.

Re: And another one:

[devilsaprentice]

sketching the gnome when he thinks no one is around and selling the sketches to fetishists is forbidden.

[points]

Okay, I think I may be in love.

Or is that not allowed, either?

[theglen]

At this point, I'll take any love I can get. In the strictest biblical sense of course.

#251

[skunkobot]

You forgot #251: I'm not allowed to use this list as a check-list.

Re: #251

[7wrc]

Bingo!

Re: #251

[gemmapuhe]

Sure.

[rhinox_dx]

Quite possibly one of the top 5 gamer lists ever.

[kamagurka]

Provide the other four and you get a cookie.

[rhinox_dx]

The first three are from KoDT. I'll have to sort through my comics to find them and then I'll be happy to post them.

[muffyjo]

I am not the patron saint of common sense.
But boy oh boy do we need one of those!

I am also quite enamored with:
Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.
and
If the king rewards me with a forest, I am to assume he intends for me to keep it a forest.
But billing the target for overtime...that's ingenious. I think that's common sense and certainly maintains the cover. I would argue that one.

[drewkitty]

I do. Bill the target for overtime, that is.

[mzmadmike]

Yeah, I've done it. Better to be paid badly twice than just once.

but WHY can't I be the Agnostic shaman? Answer me, or I'll come burn a giant question mark on your lawn.

[jet73l]

I read that as "I am not the /patron/ saint of Common Sense". More fun that way... :]