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My dad called me at 11:30 on a Friday night. I didn't answer because I don't want to talk to him. I didn't want to listen to the voicemail, either. So I asked Rick if he would.
Rick: You don't want to listen to this.
Me: Why?
Rick: Because he called to say happy birthday. He said, "Happy birthday. I bet you thought I forgot again this year." You're only a month late asshole.
What a great father.
Rick: You don't want to listen to this.
Me: Why?
Rick: Because he called to say happy birthday. He said, "Happy birthday. I bet you thought I forgot again this year." You're only a month late asshole.
What a great father.