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There's nothing quite like driving your parents on the airport and having this discussion:
mom:What's your size now a days?
me:-um it depends on what i'm wearing and who makes it. I can vary between 3 pant sizes.
mom:Well i meant more shirts
me:well, once again it varies. I don't know if i'm in between sizes or what it's either a large or an xtra large.
dad: we're trying to think ahead to christmas while we're on vacation.
mom: let me ask it this way then. what's your bra size?
me: looking over at me dad thinking really? is this a necessary conversation?? ummm well....i need to get fitted because my weight has fluctuated over the past year so i'm not entirely sure.
mom: i have a tape measure with me
me: okay! you are not measuring me at the airport mom!! just buy me shoes! i'm a size 9!
dad: we'll stick to scarves and jewelry.
me: thank you.
mom:What's your size now a days?
me:-um it depends on what i'm wearing and who makes it. I can vary between 3 pant sizes.
mom:Well i meant more shirts
me:well, once again it varies. I don't know if i'm in between sizes or what it's either a large or an xtra large.
dad: we're trying to think ahead to christmas while we're on vacation.
mom: let me ask it this way then. what's your bra size?
me: looking over at me dad thinking really? is this a necessary conversation?? ummm well....i need to get fitted because my weight has fluctuated over the past year so i'm not entirely sure.
mom: i have a tape measure with me
me: okay! you are not measuring me at the airport mom!! just buy me shoes! i'm a size 9!
dad: we'll stick to scarves and jewelry.
me: thank you.