May 06, 2004 15:24
im back in oregon! yes. so nice to be home. eric decided he didnt want to come... so i was like ok then im off! when i got home danny drowned me with kisses and he couldnt stop squeezing me to death for almost two days. no im not kidding. he kept kissing me and telling me how beautiful i was. hahah. i would tell him DANNY SHUT UUPP! and jump on him and bury my face in his shoulder. *le sigh* god im beginning to love him. its so scary though!
my neighboors a bitch. yup. shes a little princess that has gotten way too old. she's been bitchin cuz my mail is being placed in her mail box. i left her a note telling her i would fix it. but the mail is still being delivered in her box, so shes been acting bitchy. so i was gonna go knock on her door and bitch right back at her. LUCKILY FOR HER... she figured out what the problem was and told me she would leave the mail in her box and for me to check it untill it got resolved. good. bitch didnt have to deal with me. bitch wouldnt want to. YES. SHE IS A BITCH.
so i left a note on her car basically telling her to chill out. my last two sentences were, "sounds like your getting impatient? i really dont want any problems" what i meant was, "HEY YOU CUNT HOLE YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU REALLY WOULDNT WANT TO START SHIT WITH ME" but i didnt. ... grr. to be honest i love me a bitch that needs her ass kicked.
god i have so much free time. hahah.
but thats going to be taken care of. im going to get a job... that ll eventually lead me to a bigger job that ll eventually lead me to becoming the boss of some company that ll eventually lead me to taking over companies that ll eventually lead me to being able to change the world. god i know i would do such a great job on it.
first, i would leave all the other counteries alone. if they want to suffer and starve and treat their woman bad and all this shit, whatever they're fucking dumb anyway. then i would ban genetically modified foods. then i would ban skinny girls and say, all girls in those magazines, 130 pounds and up. lets see what else... well i think thats good enough. heheh.