A tweet a day keeps... the dragorgons away?
To celebrate the end of the year-ness going on right now, I thought I'd post all of my tweets from Twitter in one ginormous post as a reflection of the randomness that has crossed my brain in the last 366 days (yes that number is right).
I tweet more than is healthy for my already random mind, so I figured I'd compile a list of all of them.
The awesome, the bad, and the fucking retarded.
Cause that's how I roll.
I know, it's kind of a lot. But each has it's own story behind it, so they make a lot more sense & are a lot more entertaining if you know those stories lol.
if you make it all the way through this, you're freaking awesome and earn many brownie points.
(what I consider) the more humorous/memorable/important ones are in bold for your skimming pleasure.
January
Celebrating in Tahoe for the New Year. Have a good one =] 7:46 PM Dec 31st, 2007 from txt
The other night we found an abandoned parking lot covered with a thin layer of snow. I have now experienced drifting, and it was amazing. 2:16 PM Jan 1st from txt
On wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea. 5:27 PM Jan 1st from txt
California State Chico.. What better place to drive to on a Tuesday night? 7:59 PM Jan 1st from txt
Heading to disneyland early next week. One last trip before they revamp california adventure. 9:35 AM Jan 4th from txt
No day is wasted if you bought tickets for disneyland on that day. 4:23 PM Jan 4th from txt
Im going to Disneyland today!! XD 6:31 AM Jan 7th from txt
They were playing daisy on the speakers on main street =] 4:20 PM Jan 7th from txt
Fell in love with Santa Barbara this afternoon, now im watching the sun set in Pismo. && the night is still young. 5:39 PM Jan 10th from txt
I just got out of juno. Holy crap. That was amazing. 11:16 PM Jan 11th from txt
Sick as a dog the day before classes start.. so the boyfriend offers to drive me to the doctor then to the campus bookstore. Too sweet. 1:05 PM Jan 14th from txt
"I'm sick. You are my sister. Do me this favor and kill me" "I can't. Mom and Dad would ground me." 5:09 PM Jan 16th from txt
I have decided I want to learn to speak the language Esperanto fluently. 9:06 AM Jan 17th from txt
When I am very sleep deprived, I can sense this sweet scent everywhere. Its been a very long time, indeed. 6:28 PM Jan 17th from txt
I'm bored.. so i'm baking a cake. All the cool kids are doing it. 8:15 PM Jan 20th from txt
In SF eating my first Crèpe. At Haight-Ashburry. Museums next? 4:38 PM Jan 26th from txt
I used to think that I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 11:07 PM Jan 26th from txt
February
"I'm not addicted to painkillers, I just like the taste of vikodin." -Stephen Colbert 8:44 AM Feb 5th from txt
"But now its time to go home." "For porn!" -Avenue Q 3:13 PM Feb 10th from txt
"When the power of love is greater than the love for power, the world will know peace." 11:01 AM Feb 12th from txt
Wearing shorts and a t-shirt while driving with the windows down. In February. I love California =] 2:52 PM Feb 15th from txt
Midterm in two minutes and locked out of class. In the rain. Bleh. So much for sunny california. 10:59 AM Feb 21st from txt
"and if your irish boy leaves you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees." -legally blonde, the musical 4:43 PM Feb 23rd from txt
Laughing at korey daniel being the gangster he is at the modesto hookah bar. Hells yeah lol <3 8:17 PM Feb 23rd from txt
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. That doesn't make running any less boring. On that note, off to the gym! 2:57 PM Feb 25th from txt
If things were simple, life wouldn't be so entertaining. 8:17 AM Feb 26th from txt
Early morning class was cancelled so I tried a different cafe for coffee. Now I feel sick.. Ugh. 11:54 AM Feb 28th from txt
Super long workout tonight. I totally have the post-running munchies lol. 9:30 PM Feb 28th from txt
March
Last night I drank coffee at a concert, tried to make neon dry ice bombs, went drifting, made a porsche fly, and watched the sun come up. 8:28 PM Mar 1st from txt
I just heard a sixth grader singhing "apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur..." lmao 11:47 AM Mar 4th from txt
In every circle of friends theres a whore. You were a sellout but you couldnt even do that well. If you lie you dont deserve to have friends 5:31 PM Mar 4th from txt
Freaking chemical imbalance LOL. totally made my morning though =] 8:57 AM Mar 6th from txt
Happy birthday korey! 1:31 AM Mar 8th from txt
http://millionnumbers.com/n... 11:39 AM Mar 9th from web
Biscuits and gravy... mmm baby. 12:14 PM Mar 9th from txt
Researching my tattoo online.. Three years of pondering and I finally think im going to get it done! 9:58 PM Mar 11th from txt
My Sociology Professor actually brought me books to borrow he thought I would find interesting. How awesome is that? 9:25 AM Mar 13th from txt
Getting home at five am? Interesting night.. lol 5:03 AM Mar 16th from txt
Inside the General Mills plant parking lot.. Kinda weird seeing the buildings up close haha. Betty Crocker?!? lmao. 2:53 PM Mar 16th from txt
My good friend just got engaged. She asked me to dinner last night to tell me. I was seriously floored, but am extremely excited for her. 2:57 PM Mar 19th from txt
"all i saw was vagina" -korey daniel 5:01 PM Mar 22nd from txt
Lent is over.. Im having In-n-out! 7:10 PM Mar 24th from txt
Sometimes when I hear a song on the radio I think to myself "red green red blue yellow". damn guitar hero! 10:37 AM Mar 25th from txt
@jdhenry is a silly bitch. Fyi- my cell comes knowing how to spell bastard. Bitch and douche have to be added in, but bastard it knows. 9:12 PM Mar 26th from txt in reply to jdhenry
For someone who hates public transportation, I love being on BART. I have particulary interesting people to watch today =] 11:04 AM Mar 29th from txt
On my way home from Berkeley. I sure do love this city. 5:58 PM Mar 29th from txt
@brianshaler fascinates me. definitely check out his twitter & website. (great distraction at two in the morning, or any time) 2:15 AM Mar 31st from web in reply to brianshaler
Yesterday some kid rode his bicycle straight into my car. Heh. 8:12 PM Mar 31st from txt
April
I am eating at THE original A&W. Plus this root beer is a total foodgasm in my mouth. 5:32 PM Apr 1st from txt
"Its like eating gold and diamonds.. But better because its cheese!" -something on tv as I was flipping channels 9:24 PM Apr 3rd from txt
@jdhenry you're right, you would make a freakin' sweet girl! lmao 2:26 AM Apr 5th from web in reply to jdhenry
Correction: A man in a banana suit never fails to make my morning an interesting one. 11:36 AM Apr 8th from txt
For a cell phone market that isn't terribly impressive, I like my new BlackJack II. Definitely going to play with this all day haha. 6:17 PM Apr 8th from web
@mathematics- congrats on the startup! 11:48 PM Apr 8th from web in reply to mathematics
I love java in the mornings. Such a different atmosphere than the evening crowd. 10:02 AM Apr 10th from txt
"CHEESEPAPER!! Mmm.." -Korey Daniel 10:39 PM Apr 10th from txt
"At a dinner party, a trace of scandal never does any harm." -Reinaldo Herrera 6:03 PM Apr 12th from txt
"I was always curious and wanted to know things so they told me that curiosity killed the cat. After that I didn't want to be a cat." -Korey 1:34 PM Apr 14th from txt
Went to change a cd and totally hit my head on the trunk. I already feel a lump forming.. perfect. 7:25 AM Apr 15th from txt
This cute boy's car parked next to mine and a glass chalk marker in my glove box. If only I had the balls lol. 9:46 AM Apr 15th from txt
Lizzie and the terrible horrible no good very bad day. 3:29 PM Apr 15th from txt
Doing my civic duty tomorrow at the courthouse. Let's hope this year I get out of Jury Duty early! 10:43 PM Apr 16th from web
Ah the things you learn about old friends ;-) hahaha 11:50 PM Apr 18th from txt
Yay @SinCal for getting your new place in Chico. Just make sure to invite me to the house warming party! lol 5:54 PM Apr 19th from txt
Got lost looking for Ikea and ended up in Davis. Hi Robyn! 5:11 PM Apr 20th from txt
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss 12:12 AM Apr 21st from web
Sanapanoma! 4:40 PM Apr 26th from txt
I love it when you think of some obscure song, and then hear it on the radio a few minutes later <3 9:17 AM Apr 28th from web
May
Just got my "Love is the Movement" t-shirt from this awesome organization called To Write Love on Her Arms. check them out! www.twloha.com 1:51 PM May 1st from web
Eating at the sierra nevada brewery at chico. 3:18 PM May 2nd from txt
Correction: Midnight presentation of a play with a fraternity? Sweet!! hahaha. 11:28 PM May 2nd from txt
Just got home. Hella crazy night <3 7:12 AM May 4th from txt
That's repetitive and redundant. That's repetitive and redundant. 8:52 AM May 6th from txt
Was pulled over last night for my first time. Baby's first (fix-it) ticket. Santa Cruz has cute cops! haha 2:21 PM May 7th from web
Finals end a week earlier than I thought, which means no school the week of my birthday =] 7:38 PM May 7th from txt
suoicodiliaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus! 11:40 PM May 7th from web
"I totally do the shocker when I type" -Korey 7:57 PM May 10th from txt
I'm so happy I could bounce! -Tigger 2:36 PM May 12th from txt
As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen. -Winnie the Pooh 11:02 PM May 12th from txt
"I assert that ladies can still be classy while naked" - @jdhenry 12:04 AM May 13th from web
I just chewed out a telemarketer for being deceitful. That was fun!! =] 11:45 AM May 14th from txt
"Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people. People who can sing and dance- often at the same time." -Spamalot 7:17 PM May 16th from txt
Found the third tarantula in my house in two weeks. They may only be the size of a nickel, but it's still scary as all hell! 7:24 PM May 19th from web
Twloha shirt spotting! <3 11:05 AM May 20th from txt
"FUCK! BOB SAGET!!!!" -Korey Daniel 3:46 PM May 22nd from txt
Working with my Rosalynn at a 'Blow' energy powder event tonight in Sacramento as sexy hookah girls ;-) haha. 1:33 PM May 24th from txt
Within 20 hours of my 21st birthday.. And riding with my last dd before im legal. Aww! 3:33 AM May 26th from txt
happy 21st birthday to meeee =] 10:31 AM May 27th from web
Ribs and pesto.. Mmm baby! 7:29 PM May 29th from txt
"Being evil is a necessity. It adds such enjoyment to your life." -Robyn 3:38 PM May 31st from web
June
Damn it feels good to feel this way <3 4:51 PM Jun 3rd from txt
Got my ticket signed, tire changed, and ran all my errands... What a productive day. Now it's time for something deliciously random. 5:16 PM Jun 5th from txt
I finally found a package that lets me do picture messaging on my blackjack without paying for full internet.. YES!! 7:22 PM Jun 6th from web
Little sister just left for the hospital. She's been really sick, and it's just getting worse.. poor baby. Current mood: worried. 2:57 AM Jun 7th from web
"I hate when I'm drunk cause I can't be sober about it" -Luis 12:18 AM Jun 8th from txt
At a San Francisco Giant's game. I'm spending more time in the club level area than in my seats haha. 8:51 PM Jun 13th from txt
Sprinklers turned on in the middle of the nineth inning! Plus I walked past a man dressed as Elvis with a "I miss Barry" sign. I love SF. 1:25 AM Jun 14th from web
At a burlesque show with live jazz music in SF. Happy birthday Vanilla =] 10:15 PM Jun 14th from txt
"Yeah you would think that but that's what usually happens when you're coming off a 3 month crack binge lol" -Korey Daniel 10:14 PM Jun 21st from txt
Long day at the beach with my favorite people. It was Legen-(wait for it)-dary. 2:27 AM Jun 25th from txt
"Smoking will kill you. Drugs will ruin your life. But beer, it's magically delicious!" -Jon Stewart 2:27 AM Jun 27th from web
Telling myself that it's only been four days isn't helping. 3:48 AM Jun 28th from txt
"He is kind of good looking. In a weird tan, tall, dark and handsome kind of way." - @sorcky 11:26 PM Jun 29th from web
July
Whenever I think things are bad, I'll think of today and know they could be a hell of a lot worse lmao. 7:50 PM Jul 1st from txt
I just downed a BFC. Omfg! XD 9:23 PM Jul 2nd from txt
"Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball." 11:50 AM Jul 7th from web
I hate this poor air quality in California. Those fires are making it a summer to spend indoors. Ugh. 1:38 PM Jul 9th from txt
Lmao. Recieving drunk calls is always amusing. 1:04 AM Jul 12th from txt
"Den löffel abgeben." "Liz.. I hate you." 3:48 PM Jul 13th from txt
"care to make it interesting?" "are you asking me to take my top off?" 12:05 AM Jul 14th from txt
"Souer. Is french. I hecka want to be a mermaid." -katherine 8:23 PM Jul 16th from web
"that reminds me of this show with a woman who put her hand up a lamb, and it sung." "that sounds like a scottish show." 1:02 AM Jul 19th from txt
James McAvoy - "Are you saying that no women with balls fancy me?" Jon Stewart - "This is New York. Over 30% of our women have balls." 8:26 PM Jul 21st from txt
I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... While I was pregnant. Other than that, i'm fine. 4:09 AM Jul 24th from txt
Going to SF tomorrow.. Oh yeah <3 2:56 PM Jul 25th from web
"Love wasn't ever made to make any sense at all." -Unknown 12:09 AM Jul 26th from web
Cute is What We Aim For & Ace Enders concert tonight. Just got tickets.. yeeeah. Totally saw the band outside the venue too haha. 4:15 PM Jul 27th from web
August
Nancy is getting married today!! I'm so excited. I can't wait to see the beautiful bride in two hours =] 4:06 PM Aug 2nd from web
Olhado: "You killed more people than anyone in history" Ender: "Be the best at whatever you do, thats what my mother always told me." 2:52 PM Aug 9th from txt
Day 9 of 14 in Humboldt. It is GORGEOUS up here, there are trees everywhere. We are (quite literally) staying in a house on a mountain. 2:48 PM Aug 11th from web
Having lunch in redwood park. I cant smell the nature over the hippies smoking pot. Hah. 3:50 PM Aug 11th from txt
Got back into town to find a message from Walker. He deployed yesterday. Be safe. I miss you. 8:53 PM Aug 16th from web
I went to the shop to pick up my car, and it broke on the way home. My poor Volvo.. 2:40 PM Aug 18th from txt
"I briefly considered mutiny." -BD 12:01 AM Aug 20th from txt
I'm such an effing guy. Telling my guy friends what to do since they have NO BALLS. hahaha. 10:27 AM Aug 26th from web
Last minute change of plans, and i'm on my way to Berkeley to see Livingston Taylor perform in a coffee house. 5:19 PM Aug 26th from txt
I just overheard someone say "I have to update my Twitter". 9:10 PM Aug 26th from txt
September
I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy feely words that doesn't mean anything, like "maternal" or "addiction". -Karen Walker 5:40 PM Sep 5th from web
One week to lower my cholesterol? yikes!! Bring out the Cheerios! 1:55 PM Sep 9th from web
Twittering always makes me think of twit, which makes me think of twat. Which makes me laugh. heh. 2:45 PM Sep 11th from web
Walker is seriously messing with my sleep schedule haha. But it was so nice to hear his voice..ah. Be safe, we miss you. 4:44 AM Sep 12th from txt
I have been challenged to do ten videos in ten days.. we will see if I can make it.. Send me suggestions! www.livevideo.com/lalalizzie 5:13 PM Sep 13th from web
I'm doing a day in my life vid for lvo2 today. I wonder what people will think of me.. haha. 4:37 PM Sep 15th from txt
Drinking with beefcake. Be jealous korey! Haha. 12:12 AM Sep 17th from txt
Liking the new hair now that I figured out how to make myself look like the Urban Outfitters models. Awkward is hot. 7:25 PM Sep 19th from web
At the 49ers game. Not a bad way to spend an afternoon =] 3:01 PM Sep 21st from txt
I just found the perfect job.. Omg. Applying after lunch, wish me luck! 12:45 PM Sep 25th from txt
I'm all dressed up & decided I don't want to go to the bar anymore. Let me know if you can think of a more interesting thing for me to do =] 10:08 PM Sep 26th from web
@sincal omg are you okay? Was anything taken? 2:27 PM Sep 28th from txt in reply to SinCal
I got an interview at Planet Beach! 10:16 PM Sep 30th from txt
October
"Elizabeth you look so beautiful, and I love your dress. You look like a pinup girl!" -Tammy. Second best compliment of my LIFE. Haha. 2:47 PM Oct 2nd from txt
Car died at school. Anyone in town want to come save/entertain me? Haha. 5:37 PM Oct 6th from txt
I think I could warm up to the idea of camping.. Haha. 10:42 AM Oct 11th from txt
@sincal i'm passing Rinaldi's. We should get lunch next time you're in town =] 2:58 PM Oct 15th from txt in reply to SinCal
Coffee with Allyson this morning. Now im scrambling to throw together a halloween costume for tomorrow night.. aahhh. 1:12 PM Oct 17th from txt
I just made my first 911 call. Found a crashed car on the side of the road, apparently there is an injured man inside. Yikes.. 12:52 AM Oct 18th from txt
This has been the most random week I have had in a very very long time. Autumn makes me so crazy lol. 5:52 PM Oct 19th from web
Am I really so predictable that the majority of the time when I get coffee, I'm almost always at Java, and usually meeting Luis? haha. 7:00 PM Oct 20th from txt
I hate you @sincal 7:02 PM Oct 20th from txt
If there's something strange in the neighborhood, something weird and it don't look good, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! 2:31 PM Oct 21st from txt
Just finished my day filling in at my old work. I had forgotten how much I loved it there. 5:05 PM Oct 25th from txt
Just had my first fender bender lol. 4:48 PM Oct 26th from txt
Chaperoning a middle school field trip to Delta right now. Interesting expierence lol. 11:17 AM Oct 31st from txt
Korey Daniel: We decided to go home. Me: That's cause you're a fag. Choke on a chode. Korey Daniel: Ha ha ha i'll see what i can do LOL 4:08 PM Oct 31st from txt
On the way to sf for halloween clubbing <3 7:18 PM Oct 31st from txt
November
Just got home from the best Halloween ever in SF, ran off to Berkeley, lazy day in Santa Cruz, and over-all epic weekend. 2:16 AM Nov 3rd from web
Everyone - I am going to send Popierre the Gnome on a grand adventure! Let me know if you are willing to help out http://tinyurl.com/5qn6dq 3:25 PM Nov 4th from web
Watching the Stewart/Colbert coverage of the election. This is going to be an interesting night. 7:05 PM Nov 4th from web
Pretty cool night overall. Still waiting on the final numbers for all of the California propositions. 9:35 PM Nov 4th from web
@brianshaler - it looks like California is about to do the same. Let's hope the rest of the votes coming in fix that.. No on 8 Everyone! 10:17 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to brianshaler
@skubastevee - you stole the twitter I was going to use today! haha. But to the rest of you- "Remember, remember, the 5th of November". 11:04 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to skubastevee
Looks like E is running off to the beach with J. Do we smell mischief in the air? You know you love me.. 9:50 AM Nov 9th from txt
Went to Ruby Skye in SF to see Crystal Method last night. Now we're off to go shopping in Union Square. 11:04 AM Nov 16th from txt
Come on girls- I get the fandom but quit posting you "want a guy who sparkles". In reality, most guys that "sparkle" aren't that into girls. 2:07 PM Nov 20th from txt
Edward Cullen can drift a Volvo. 2:49 AM Nov 21st from txt
Going to see David Guetta at Ruby Skye in SF. Should be pretty awesome haha. 7:57 PM Nov 21st from txt
@sincal - try not to kill yourself on the drive home, I really want a Rinaldi's sandwich lol 4:06 PM Nov 25th from txt in reply to SinCal
Happy Pilgrim holiday everyone! Who else celebrated with grilled cheese? (or even gets the reference..) 11:19 PM Nov 27th from txt
December
Curling up with my favorite penguin and some warm tea to watch "Breakfast at Tiffany's" before bed. This is the life<3 11:52 PM Dec 1st from txt
@umyumluis, welcome to twitter! I'm glad I finally dragged you on here haha. 12:04 AM Dec 2nd from web
@umyumluis, coffee is my drug. I have an addiction, and I'm okay with that =] 3:42 PM Dec 2nd from txt in reply to umyumluis
@sincal - does copperopolis make you think of a fish? Or a fictional comic book town? 9:30 PM Dec 6th from txt in reply to SinCal
Meeting @umyumluis for coffee. Love that he finally has a twitter so he will see this haha. 10:03 PM Dec 7th from txt
@brianshaler - You did a ShalerJump at Candlestick park? You are officially one of my heroes, even if you were wearing a Jets jersey =] 10:26 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to brianshaler
@sincal, Oh geeze.. What did you do now lol? 11:15 PM Dec 11th from txt in reply to SinCal
I saw four shooting stars tonight! I should have wished on them, they could have brought me some luck. 11:10 PM Dec 13th from txt
I just saw another shooting star! What a crazy night.. 2:16 AM Dec 14th from txt
Getting coffee with @umyumluis. This is turning out to be a lovely day :) 5:02 PM Dec 16th from txt
After ordering, the bartender said, "I've never seen a pretty little thing like you order a Guiness before". It's cause i'm awesome. Haha. 8:37 PM Dec 16th from txt
Ah, mother's milk. Oh, my Guiness haha. 2:47 AM Dec 17th from txt
Heading to the club to see Tiesto tonight. So freaking excited. 9:33 PM Dec 18th from txt
http://twitpic.com/v4wt - Ted, your Barney misses you guys. 5:49 PM Dec 21st from TwitPic
@sincal - enjoy sac, and try to be in a better mood! 12:03 AM Dec 22nd from txt in reply to SinCal
Heading to San Francisco to see Sorcky & Korey. I do love Union Square at Christmas time =] 12:21 PM Dec 22nd from web
I have officially out drank a man who goes by the nickname 'Beefcake'. I'm a sav, what can I say? Time to sleep. Asdkdhalja. 4:19 PM Dec 23rd from txt
I do love riding on BART lol. 4:20 PM Dec 23rd from txt
Just left Sorcky & Korey, and on my way back to the valley. 8:56 PM Dec 23rd from txt
Merry Christmas =] 12:25 PM Dec 25th from txt
@wethedan - say it ain't so! Awesome to hear that you know who The Watchmen are though, major brownie points for that. 7:34 PM Dec 26th from web in reply to wethedan
Listening to Shwayze while heading to Sacramento for a day of shopping with the sister. This is going to be a beautiful day. 12:04 PM yesterday from txt
Well, last year's New Year's resolution finally came true tonight. Just in time too! haha. I hit someone in the face :-P 11:15 PM Dec 28th from txt
FINALLY had a Rinaldi's sandwich today. I've been waiting nine months for that sandwich @sincal!! less than 20 seconds ago from web
Well, there you go. A year of always odd, sometimes entertaining, and occasionally dumb tweets. Like I said above, major points if you made it through all of those.
Now I'm off to pack a few last minute things before heading to Santa Cruz for five days to celebrate the New Year. Have a good one everyone =]