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10 Clues To Know That He'll Suck In Bed
1.The man can't even find the beat to the "We Will Rock You" chant.
2.You met after he shouted "Hey,hott stuff!" at you from a doorway,where he was drinking beer with 10 of his friends.
3.He has Viagra and numbing gel sitting on his night stand.
4.After pressing a few buttons and turning a knob or two on his stereo-all according to the manual-it still won't work.So he fires up and yells "It must be broken!I've done everything I was supposed to do!"
5.When he was snuggling up to you during a movie,nuzzling into your boobs,you swear you heard him whimper "mama."
6.He's allergic to his own sweat,so all of his activities must not-underany circumstances-spike his body heat.
7.A cold breeze causes your nips to come alive through your white tee,and he blushes and turns away.
8.He complains that his tongue is tired after only two licks of his vanilla-caramel-swirl ice-cream cone.
9.Your door jams,and he doesn't have the thrusting power to bust it open.In fact,you end up having to do it.
10.He gorges on a side of ribs smothered in barbecue sauce, and then moves in for a big smooch without even wiping his mouth.
1.The man can't even find the beat to the "We Will Rock You" chant.
2.You met after he shouted "Hey,hott stuff!" at you from a doorway,where he was drinking beer with 10 of his friends.
3.He has Viagra and numbing gel sitting on his night stand.
4.After pressing a few buttons and turning a knob or two on his stereo-all according to the manual-it still won't work.So he fires up and yells "It must be broken!I've done everything I was supposed to do!"
5.When he was snuggling up to you during a movie,nuzzling into your boobs,you swear you heard him whimper "mama."
6.He's allergic to his own sweat,so all of his activities must not-underany circumstances-spike his body heat.
7.A cold breeze causes your nips to come alive through your white tee,and he blushes and turns away.
8.He complains that his tongue is tired after only two licks of his vanilla-caramel-swirl ice-cream cone.
9.Your door jams,and he doesn't have the thrusting power to bust it open.In fact,you end up having to do it.
10.He gorges on a side of ribs smothered in barbecue sauce, and then moves in for a big smooch without even wiping his mouth.