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[thegermanone]

Last week I did a few interviews with some small businesses looking for employees. Needless to say: I didn't have enough education or certian skills for them and was turned down... It also might have been something about the way I speak. I got quite a few funny looks whenever I said something........The only real career I had going for me in

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[betterthaned]

Told you your accent was funny.

[thegermanone]

It's not "funny". They were just too slow to keep up with what I was saying. Much like yourself. *heh*

[betterthaned]

It is too funny and I am not slow! You're the one who's slow if you can't talk properly!

[thegermanone]

Not funny.

And of course I can talk properly. I can speak German, can't I? Schildkröten sind langsam und schpasich~~

[betterthaned]

It's very funny.

And that's just gibberish. Silly you, there's obviously no such language as German. You just made it up~

[thegermanone]

Still not funny.

Gibberish? I beg to differ. And I believe Alfons and your brothers would too. Ah.. der Vollidiot! *laughs*

[betterthaned]

It is too!

Then they're speaking gibberish, too. Like I care what Alfons or brother would have to say, anyway!

[thegermanone]

It is not.

They could be talking about you and you wouldn't even know it~ You would just be hearing "gibberish"... Which, in actuality, is German. Which, in truth, is by far the best language around. Therefore: you are the one who isn’t talking properly at all~~

[betterthaned]

Is too...

They would not talk about me... Well, brother might, but Alfons wouldn't... And it is, too, gibberish and I can too talk properly... *sniff sniff*

[thegermanone]

Not- wait. You aren't crying, are you?

[betterthaned]

*sniffles, tears running down his face and trying to look as pathetic as possible* Y-you're so mean...

[thegermanone]

....*kneels down to Al's height* Hey, uh, I was only kidding, alright? Plus: you started it, remember? *smiles uncomfortably* Just.. don't cry, bitte?

[betterthaned]

I did not... You kept making fun of my drawings... *sniffles and continues crying*

[thegermanone]

Okay, fine: you didn't start it. A-and your drawings are as beautiful as Max Beckmann's! Ach Gott, stop crying..

[betterthaned]

I don't even know who that is and there you go again talking in gibberish! *sniff sniff*

[thegermanone]

Herr Beckmann is a very famous artist where I'm from! ..You know, now that I think about it, your art might just be better than his! Ha! *sets his hands on Al's shoulders* I promise not to speak anymore... eh, "gibberish", yes? Please don't cry anymore.. Pleaseplease~