brokeback mountain
So the other day I went to see Brokeback Mountain with Hollie. Yeah um yeah so after talking to her parents about therapy payments here is what I have decided about this movie.
Man meets man on mountain while herding sheep. Both admit to NOT being gay, or “queer” as they put it. They then proceed to make love from behind, yummy. After their stay up on the mountain they return to their everyday lives. The “man” in the relationships gets married, and has 2 daughters. Wahoo. Everything is fine and dandy until 4 years later when they decided to get together for a “ fishing trip dun dun dun” The wife sees the two men making out and their relationships is never the same. The wife of gay cowboy number 1 eventually cheats on her gay husband with the owner of a supermarket where she works. *gasp* scandal. Blah Blah blah. The other man in the story also falls in love with a woman and they get it on in the car and a child is born, a boy. The gay man who has the boy ends up getting filthy rich by selling farming equipment. While the gay man with two daughters is simply dirt poor. Their fishing trips go on once a month and blah blah blah. They talk of love and opening up a ranch and wahoo. The end.
What you don’t know is that the gay man with the boy child gets his face smashed in and drowns in his own blood, while the dirt poor cowboy, doing what he always loved to do, lives to, “shall we say fight another day.” In this movie you see willy twice, and its not a good thing, but you also see 2 pair boobies. The end.
Hollie you shall pay through your nose!!! I still love you though :-* very very much.
Stay sexy
Jason
Man meets man on mountain while herding sheep. Both admit to NOT being gay, or “queer” as they put it. They then proceed to make love from behind, yummy. After their stay up on the mountain they return to their everyday lives. The “man” in the relationships gets married, and has 2 daughters. Wahoo. Everything is fine and dandy until 4 years later when they decided to get together for a “ fishing trip dun dun dun” The wife sees the two men making out and their relationships is never the same. The wife of gay cowboy number 1 eventually cheats on her gay husband with the owner of a supermarket where she works. *gasp* scandal. Blah Blah blah. The other man in the story also falls in love with a woman and they get it on in the car and a child is born, a boy. The gay man who has the boy ends up getting filthy rich by selling farming equipment. While the gay man with two daughters is simply dirt poor. Their fishing trips go on once a month and blah blah blah. They talk of love and opening up a ranch and wahoo. The end.
What you don’t know is that the gay man with the boy child gets his face smashed in and drowns in his own blood, while the dirt poor cowboy, doing what he always loved to do, lives to, “shall we say fight another day.” In this movie you see willy twice, and its not a good thing, but you also see 2 pair boobies. The end.
Hollie you shall pay through your nose!!! I still love you though :-* very very much.
Stay sexy
Jason