handicapped salamanders

[thegeekmafia13]

so as of monday night i am the proud owner of three handicapped salamanders. our friends jeremy and stephanie have these pet turtles, and while they were on vacation their three kids each caught a slamander from the river out back. they decided to have the salamanders live with the turtles, only to discover that turtles eat salamanders. so after the turtles ate the fron legs off of all of them, i offered to take them home with me so they wouldnt have to suffer anymore. i made them a cute little house, and they seem to be happy. i just hope they dont die overnight. i have a knack for killing small animals that i try to rescue.

also, for those of you who are behind the times, i am having a baby in september. and its a boy.