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Aug 10, 2006 18:29

motherfuckers. ah.
so out of nowhere i decide to dial 611 to check up on my minutes for my cell.
"YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR PLAN MINUTES BY 435 MINUTES"
OH...GOD...how did this happen? i haven't gone over really in like 2 years.
my mother is going to kiiiillll meeee. i'm stressing out. it's kinda the only thing
i can think about right now. i'm trying to come up with all these plans to pay it myself
without her finding out, or trying to figure out when it will come in so i can hide it or something.
i just know all my plans will fail. i've accepted my fate =(   my mother will murder me the day
my cellular phone bill comes in. goodbye world, i'll only be here for another week or two.

so other than the announement of the coming of my death i have a few more things to say.
i've gone back to black. my hair color that is. bye bye brown and blonde. hello asian in me.
oh, and i got another piercing. my cartilage...like the middle cartilage part. yeaaaaaaah.
you'd think i'd learn from the last time i got my upper cartilage pierced and my mom got
really mad at me, that i wouldn't do it again...but i did. i'm trying to hide it. it hurts like a bitch.
i have this strange feeling that my mother will find out about my piercing the same day she
gets my cell phone bill. woo hoo.

oh great. so i just opened up some mail from "wamu".  $25.00 overdraft fee. weeeeeee!

I LOVE LIFE! riiight.
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