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So... I know youre checking my blog everyday for a new post as often as youre checking Borders Website for the release date of the next Harry Potter... sooooo be excited! hahaha... Im a funny bitch. You know next time a new Harry Potter book comes out you are going to think of this and say... That David sure is a funny bitch! Anyways... What have I been up to lately you ask? Well I broke my arm in a car accident last week, totaled my car, and havent been up to anything else since then. Ok, if you believed one word of that then you REALLY need to get to know me better.
In non-fictional news, I have been doing the one and only thing I absolutely LOVE doing... no not masturbating you silly cow... Hanging out with my girlfriend. I have never been in a relationship like this before where two people can give so much to one another. Anytime Im talking to her... or around her... or even thinking about her I might as well be in a far away grassy land where midgets ride tri-cycles and honk their bike horns at one another... AKA HEAVEN! But Seriously. I used to think heaven was a place we went when we die, a part of the after life... but thats not heaven at all. Heaven is a feeling... That feeling I get when Im with her where I feel like the end of the world could come in that moment but I wouldnt care because Im with her. I love her so much and no thing or no one can ever change that. But I knew ever since target that she was special... just not HOW special. She means everything to me and I cant believe shes real sometimes or that shes actually MINE!
Our 6 months is coming up soon and Im kinda clue less on what to get her... and shes got it all planned out like Columbus had sailing to the new land down to the dot... even though he missed his target and instead raped some indians... its all good though because they all got turkey. with gravy. you cant really mention turkey without the gravy part. and they all wore those cool hats with the belt buckles on them. Oh sorry... I was trying to get ur mind off me not having a CLUE what to get the girl of my dreams for 6 months. Im sure I will think of SOME thing.
So I work in like 6 hours so I should probably get some sleep... 12 to 5 at Hollister isnt too bad. Cant wait till 5 comes and I get to see my woman. haha.... Peace Out Girl Scout
------ Love Always..... - Davey
In non-fictional news, I have been doing the one and only thing I absolutely LOVE doing... no not masturbating you silly cow... Hanging out with my girlfriend. I have never been in a relationship like this before where two people can give so much to one another. Anytime Im talking to her... or around her... or even thinking about her I might as well be in a far away grassy land where midgets ride tri-cycles and honk their bike horns at one another... AKA HEAVEN! But Seriously. I used to think heaven was a place we went when we die, a part of the after life... but thats not heaven at all. Heaven is a feeling... That feeling I get when Im with her where I feel like the end of the world could come in that moment but I wouldnt care because Im with her. I love her so much and no thing or no one can ever change that. But I knew ever since target that she was special... just not HOW special. She means everything to me and I cant believe shes real sometimes or that shes actually MINE!
Our 6 months is coming up soon and Im kinda clue less on what to get her... and shes got it all planned out like Columbus had sailing to the new land down to the dot... even though he missed his target and instead raped some indians... its all good though because they all got turkey. with gravy. you cant really mention turkey without the gravy part. and they all wore those cool hats with the belt buckles on them. Oh sorry... I was trying to get ur mind off me not having a CLUE what to get the girl of my dreams for 6 months. Im sure I will think of SOME thing.
So I work in like 6 hours so I should probably get some sleep... 12 to 5 at Hollister isnt too bad. Cant wait till 5 comes and I get to see my woman. haha.... Peace Out Girl Scout
------ Love Always..... - Davey