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So, I was like on a date with my girl the other night, and I had to fart really bad so I was like waiting until the right moment when she wasn't around...and when that moment came I just pushed really hard and like sharted
all in my pants!! Then I started to freak...I mean what the heck was I suppose to do..."um babe I just sharted can you take me home"...So I was like "I really have to pee"... I went to the bathroom I was just frantic...I tried to wipe the poop out of my briefs but the stench was horrendous...so I took them off and was like "ahhh" cause there was no trash can...all the while my lady was waiting outside the bathroom door...so I tried to flush my underwear down the toilet..I know I know the dumbest move ever but when your that frantic you have to make life changing choices and fast!! Back to the story... so the toilet began to over flow and I grabbed the plunger and just went for it!! To my dismay the plunger was a piece. Then I heard a weird yet familier sound, the lights began to glow a kinda greenish brown color, then, out nowhere, with a gush of wind on the wings of eagles ridding a chariot of porcelein, Nick blew open the door and with one good squeeze let out an explosion of Tapatio soaked diarrhea all over my bodacious babe and flew away in the distance. Now, I was free to smell as much like dookie as I pleased because she, too, was covered in the mess. She smiled like on that one gum commercial through the puddle of poo on her face and we danced our way back to the car.
Thanks Super Tapatio Sauce Diarrhea Nick! You saved the day once again...
P.S. I'm Tim.
P.P.S. I enjoy the finer diapers in life.
all in my pants!! Then I started to freak...I mean what the heck was I suppose to do..."um babe I just sharted can you take me home"...So I was like "I really have to pee"... I went to the bathroom I was just frantic...I tried to wipe the poop out of my briefs but the stench was horrendous...so I took them off and was like "ahhh" cause there was no trash can...all the while my lady was waiting outside the bathroom door...so I tried to flush my underwear down the toilet..I know I know the dumbest move ever but when your that frantic you have to make life changing choices and fast!! Back to the story... so the toilet began to over flow and I grabbed the plunger and just went for it!! To my dismay the plunger was a piece. Then I heard a weird yet familier sound, the lights began to glow a kinda greenish brown color, then, out nowhere, with a gush of wind on the wings of eagles ridding a chariot of porcelein, Nick blew open the door and with one good squeeze let out an explosion of Tapatio soaked diarrhea all over my bodacious babe and flew away in the distance. Now, I was free to smell as much like dookie as I pleased because she, too, was covered in the mess. She smiled like on that one gum commercial through the puddle of poo on her face and we danced our way back to the car.
Thanks Super Tapatio Sauce Diarrhea Nick! You saved the day once again...
P.S. I'm Tim.
P.P.S. I enjoy the finer diapers in life.