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[thefuckingvold]

i'll have a colon contest with you anytime.

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[iheart_dead]

:(

[thefuckingvold]

when your cable gets hooked up (or did it already?) go to channel 1300 and watch the curb your enthusiasm episodes on there from this season.

i guarantee after that you'll turn that colon left paranthesis into a colon right paranthesis.

how's carol?

[iheart_dead]

i let carol move into my closet. if you dont come quick-- we will be married.
i got cable yesterday! i have no idea how to use it!
1300, ok.

[thefuckingvold]

yeah, that's home box office on demand.

the whole season is hilarious, but the specific episode when the colon contest comes up is whichever one has a summary along the lines of "larry regrets getting cha cha a job near his office's bathroom" or something.

and don't worry you don't see any actual colons.

maybe i'll come and get carol this weekend?

[iheart_dead]

you can come for carol. i dont think im doing anything really this weekend. maybe painting... kimee wants to go to rollerderby? does that sound like fun?

[thefuckingvold]

i've never been to a rollerderby bout/match/contest/showdown/whatever/thing before, but i've heard it can be fun. what day is it?

also, have you ever been to this?

[iheart_dead]

saturday around 7pm i think.
ive heard of that!!! are you going to buy that house and live there?