i'll put my kid on the leash and the dog in the stroller

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didnt think i was gonna update but now im chilling with eva who isnt cool enough to babysit like kathleen and mariko
oh god lmao
so........me and eva read the dictionary today...and our new words are philanthropist, immaculate, deteriorate, and sanitize...yep we are too cool
ohh me and eva have really freaky esp...kinda like me and kerrie do, but more awkward...
"the atkins diet is a racist diet against asians cuz you cant eat rice or noodles" hahahaha fucking great and so true
"i h word you. you're so st word. you hurt my b word" lmao good fucking times
"my lungs are fine"- sarah...hilarious shit
"hello mother dearest. we're going for a walk down to the beach to dip our toes in the water"- me and eva trying not to be "grumpy" after barely any sleep
people from cali think that anywhere on the east coast is boston...::question::
ok well since i know you dont undertstand any of that im gonna stop.
leave a fucking comment and be cool opr go read the dictionary cuz thats very entertaining
em-thanks for those other comments...thats hilarious
<3 me