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[thefuckening]

[Filtered AWAY from Summer to avoid awkward self-threading.]

It would appear my Belladonna has arrived on the Barge under a new [AIRQUOTES] "alias." She may be calling herself Summer and speaking in a strange accent, but make no mistake! She's my virgin, and I require her unspoilt for some plans, some very big plans indeed. [Plans known as the

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[gotgreenmagic]

And you seriously thought the best way of going about this was to make a public announcement first, huh.

[thefuckening]

Uh, yeah? I'm calling dibs.

[gotgreenmagic]

Oh for the love of-

You cannot 'call dibs' on someone's virginity.

[thefuckening]

I can and I did. She's mine. I didn't burn her village down for nothing, you know.

[gotgreenmagic]

Since you're dead, trapped here and not in the company of the world's unluckiest virgin? Yeah, I'd say you did.

[thefuckening]

I'm not trapped here forever! I'll get out of here soon enough!