Where have I been all my life?
I've decided I'm going to submit an imagined monologue to McSweeney's Quarterly. I write them all the time. I love short stories told from the point of view of one of it's bewildered, yet completely disenfranchised, characters. Maybe I'll post some ideas up here and let all of you decide which is the best to submit. Make it interactive. Fun for the whole family.