Mar 08, 2004 00:24
a forward in my email, from my aunt!
>Naked On The Freeway!
>
>A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held
>back the worldly pleasure that he wanted her so bad. In fact, he had
>never even seen her naked.
>
>One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow
>driving habits.
>
>"I can't stand it anymore, " she told him. "Let's play a game. For every
>5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece
>of clothing."
>
>He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
>
>He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
>
>At 60 off came the pants.
>
>At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
>
>Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he
>ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He
>veered off the road over an embankment and wrapped the car around a
>tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear but he was trapped. She tried to
>pull him free but alas he was stuck.
>
>"Go to the road and get help, " he said.
>
>"I don't have anything to cover myself with! " she replied.
>
>The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have
>to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
>
>So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a
>truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled
>over to hear her story.
>
>"My boyfriend! My boyfriend! " she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull
>him out!
>
>"The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,
>"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!