My Life as Marissa
So, for those not on the FB, I have been getting calls from a girl named LeShaun (sp?) for her friend Marissa. I once picked up and said I am not Marissa, you have a wrong number. She called back and I let it go to VM...saying, "Some dude yelled at me." Or something like that. I'd find the exact wording, but FB search is nonexistent. Hence why I am posting this here.
Well, I long since blocked her number, which sends her immediately to VM. I would get a call every couple weeks from her or an older lady (mom?), about hospital visits, etc. Whatever.
Then, today, I get a whopper...a long, rambling email where she retells entire conversations, playing all the roles, and finally gets cut off by my VM. Then, I checked again and it turns out she has left a total of FOUR messages. All long and insane. Or stoned. Or mentally handicapped. I'll let y'all decide. Here, for your enjoyment are the messages:
http://emptysea.net/leshaun1.mp3
http://emptysea.net/leshaun2.mp3
http://emptysea.net/leshaun3.mp3
Where she ends the call but then keeps talking for another two minutes before ending it again. Learn all about her relationship problems in between loud throat-clearing. Also: Parents going to Keith Sweat and coming home the next day. Party time at LeShaun's?
http://emptysea.net/leshaun4.mp3
This one sounds like she's outside and just learned what job she is going to go into. Or something. I can't keep up.
Well, I long since blocked her number, which sends her immediately to VM. I would get a call every couple weeks from her or an older lady (mom?), about hospital visits, etc. Whatever.
Then, today, I get a whopper...a long, rambling email where she retells entire conversations, playing all the roles, and finally gets cut off by my VM. Then, I checked again and it turns out she has left a total of FOUR messages. All long and insane. Or stoned. Or mentally handicapped. I'll let y'all decide. Here, for your enjoyment are the messages:
http://emptysea.net/leshaun1.mp3
http://emptysea.net/leshaun2.mp3
http://emptysea.net/leshaun3.mp3
Where she ends the call but then keeps talking for another two minutes before ending it again. Learn all about her relationship problems in between loud throat-clearing. Also: Parents going to Keith Sweat and coming home the next day. Party time at LeShaun's?
http://emptysea.net/leshaun4.mp3
This one sounds like she's outside and just learned what job she is going to go into. Or something. I can't keep up.