Perverted
Im sick with the flu.....again. Well the last time I was this sick was about 4 months ago and it was last year, so I can't really complain that much.
Last night, I was sitting up in bed reading the catalogues (it's so exciting to get catalogue/junk mail again!!!)and I could hear this funny noise. It sounded like someone running up the drive in heels. I got worried because I have always had this intense fear of hearing a stranger on my property, and now it seemed to be happening for real. Then I realised what it was.....
It was the bed head in my housemates room slamming up against the brick wall. Yes! they were at it....T had stayed the night and they were going at it like rabbits in the next room. It was soooooo embarrassing. As I lay there, I could hear it all. I felt perverted, yet I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't peeping through windows, or listening at the door. I was just lying in bed.
I had to do something. They obviously thought I was asleep....but I wasn't!!!!
I got up and as I opened my door the handle slipped from my hand and made the door slam against the wall. From then on it was silent - dead silent. They had left this morning before I got up, so I didn't get the opportunity to smirk at them b4 they left. Meh.
Last night, I was sitting up in bed reading the catalogues (it's so exciting to get catalogue/junk mail again!!!)and I could hear this funny noise. It sounded like someone running up the drive in heels. I got worried because I have always had this intense fear of hearing a stranger on my property, and now it seemed to be happening for real. Then I realised what it was.....
It was the bed head in my housemates room slamming up against the brick wall. Yes! they were at it....T had stayed the night and they were going at it like rabbits in the next room. It was soooooo embarrassing. As I lay there, I could hear it all. I felt perverted, yet I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't peeping through windows, or listening at the door. I was just lying in bed.
I had to do something. They obviously thought I was asleep....but I wasn't!!!!
I got up and as I opened my door the handle slipped from my hand and made the door slam against the wall. From then on it was silent - dead silent. They had left this morning before I got up, so I didn't get the opportunity to smirk at them b4 they left. Meh.