This Is What Happens When I Get Stressed...
Even though I have fragrance reviews, recipes, food reviews and Hawaii/Europe pics coming out of my ears that I want to do, work and other personal stuff is getting in the way (how rude!) so I post a bunch of someone else's stuff. But it makes me happy. :P
I don’t really follow celebrities, but I love Go Fug Yourself. Heather and Jessica are funny and not necessarily mean (well, not all the time) about their subjects…
A few of my favourites from the last month or so. All the text in teal below, is from Go Fug Yourself.
Fug the Cover: Scarlett Johansson
This is just sad, I'm sorry. I mean, I guess I'm kind of glad to see her trussed up in something new -- even if it is pleather leggings and a vest and hideous lipstick and a painfully fake-ass pouty expression -- but COME ON. ScarJo. You are not a rock star. We all know that this album of yours is nothing but a vanity project. Period. If it isn't, then why does the video to your first single basically seem to be about how depressed and truly pensive you are while people are putting eye make-up on you? Ooooh, poor sad angel clown. Life is so hard when you're the center of attention. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR PAIN. There, there -- dry your professionally made-up eyes with a hundred dollar bill. It IS hard to be a beautiful, successful millionaire. You feel all ALONE, despite being newly engaged to someone totally dreamy. You just sit alone and stare at your reflection in your black AmEx card and you cry cry cry in your lonely heart, I get it. But can't you just make these little videos and dress up like an erstwhile emo frontwoman and prance around with instruments in the privacy of your own backyard and leave the rest of us free to live in peace without having to likewise pretend you can sing?
Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Fug
There are times when I wonder if Cate Blanchett is actually incapable of bowing her head, because she always looks so supremely confident in everything she wears. On occasions like this, I keep expecting her to snap to consciousness and do what any of the rest of us would do: look down at herself and jump ten feet in the air and go, "AAK! DISCO BATHROBE!" and then borrow the doorman's coat and hide at the open bar. But no. [Photo: Splash News]
Instead she's standing there quietly transcending it, like she does with everything she wears: "Yeah, I'm awesome-looking. And talented. I could be wearing a mother'f'ing disco bathrobe and it wouldn't matter. Wait, I am? Whatever. Have you seen my skin?" Not that I think Cate Blanchett is a cocky beeyotch -- just that, you know, she COULD be. I would be.
Fug or Fab: Liv Tyler
When I saw this, I was like, "She looks so PRETTY! Is that a pillow case? But she's so pretty! But IS it a pillowcase? But it might be a GOOD pillowcase. My head hurts."
So tell me:
~ She IS so pretty.
~ It is a pillowcase.
~ It is a PRETTY pillowcase.
~ Ew.
I chose the first one - and it IS a pretty pillowcase… I wouldn't mind looking like that in a pillowcase!!!