Slashy Nominations 104: First Things First
Well. It's raining. And I know that now is when all of you who live in parts of the world where they have actual climactic variation fall over laughing, but the thing is, we here in Los Angeles are not accustomed to precipitation, or indeed weather of any kind. Our freeways aren't accustomed to it, and end up covered in mud and (this is true)
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My opinion? Well, I tell you truthfully that this is not the ideal movie to watch during the aftermath of an epinephrine shot. And I was hindered by a desire to smack the teacher. (Her oh-so-professional attire. Her apparent cheerful acceptance of sick homeless men fondling a student. Her transport of said student in her private vehicle when the child was sick, which left me wincing and waiting for the liability lawyers to show up.)
But slashy? Why, yes, when Lucifer was present; there were times when I thought he and Gabriel were going to start ripping at each other's clothes and having bitey bitey sex. I mean, OK, the man is only on screen for about ten minutes, but he manages to pack gallons of slash into every single second. (That whole "little Tommy Dagget" speech. Not to mention the fondling and full-body ass-to-crotch contact. Basically, he acted like he was trying to crawl into the clothes of every single person he shared screen time with - except, of course, the female; with her he acted like he had to maintain a statutory ten foot distance at all times.)
In short, it was entertaining. And if I ever put together a "Slashy Highlights" DVD, every second of Lucifer's appearance will be on there.
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I'm glad you're brave. I've got one of these guides for Sleepy Hollow if you're interested in that one as well.
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