Slashy Nominations 91: Those Who Love Both Lies and Secrets

[thefourthvine]

I promised an entry totally free of due South, Sports Night, and The Sentinel. And this is it. I feel myself twitching from withdrawal already.

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[thete1]

*heee* Bernard's last name is Dowd. :D

[thefourthvine]

Seriously? Huh.

Was there, like, a worst name contest at DC Comics at some point? Because, I mean - Dick Grayson. Bernard Dowd. All those Hanks everywhere. It's like the Hardy Boys Do Double Entendres over in that there canon.

[thete1]

*snickering* You CAN'T be in this fandom if you're not willing and able to put up with ENDLESS dick jokes.

[thefourthvine]

Oh, I love me some dick jokes. Of course, I have to maintain rigid (hee!) compartmentalization in my mind, because my father is named Dick. Sad but true. So, on the one hand, I've heard all the dick jokes before. On the other hand, I'm doing my best to read them with new eyes, because I know that this Dick is likely to be fucking Tim on a fire escape somewhere before too many paragraphs are out. For the longest time I couldn't read slash involving Nightwing for that very reason, but I've learned to cope.

This will probably result in years of therapy at some point in the future. Your fault. Hope you're proud of yourself, young lady.

(I love that icon. That's - gorgeous. Would be one word that comes to mind.)

[thete1]

This will probably result in years of therapy at some point in the future. Your fault. Hope you're proud of yourself, young lady.

It's just not *fannish* if it doesn't lead to years of therapy, dear. :D

And thanks! Dick soooo pretty.

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