[Rant]: Feeding Issues

[thefourthvine]

Under the cut is something I do not ever want you to say to me, please. Or to anyone else. I'm angry, so - warning for immoderate language and a total lack of humor.

Comments

[halcyon_shift]

You have remarkable restraint, I'd have beaten her around the head with a melon. An inorganic melon.

And just. You know. *hugs*

[thefourthvine]

What, and get the Earthling Eyes of Judgment for using inferior produce? Never! I would always use an organically grown, locally sourced product. Also, after some thought, I believe a winter squash might be more suited for pummeling purposes. (If you ever decide to do a cooking experiment with butternut squash - I - I - I guess I should just take this opportunity to say that I cherish you, and have faith in your husband's ability to get your limbs reattached as necessary.)

Spikes. Definitely Spikes

[wordweaverlynn]

I believe this is a situation in which durian should be forcibly inserted into every orifice. They look like a cross between a hedgehog and a hand grenade.

[mecurtin]

Hubbard squash, that's the ticket.

[feochadn]

Kabocha. Definitely. They're like cannonballs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabocha

[halcyon_shift]

I have two recipes that look interesting and have little potential for dismemberment. And the house insurance was updated last week, so. One has a garlic thing going on and is more of a bake, the other is more about onions and mayonnaise and ... saltines. IDEK. Do either appeal?

Because I have a butternut squash. I went grocery shopping and it was right there. With onions. And then there were saltine substitutes! It's like the universe WANTS me to make a butternut squash based recipe. Its position could probably be described as "intractable", even.