Why I'm so cool.
1. When the going gets tough for most people, the tough gets going, when the going gets tough for me I punch it and it's gets scared.
2. I outlawed rainbows in North Dakota.
3. Some people where superman pajamas, superman wears Scott Sundance pajamas.
4. I eat a steady diet of gunpowder and beefjerky and crap lightning.
5. I can eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
6. I'll walk up and dunk my nuts in your soup...BLOOP!
7. I can slam a revolving door.
8. I have honorable luncheons with the like of Edgar Allen Poe, Jake the snake roberts, king kong and darth maul, in my honor of course.
9. I was once pulled over for being too sexy in a school zone.
10. I give speeding tickets to police officers and they thank me.
11. I have seen judge dredd a total of 72 times.
12. The places that people have come to fear the most fear me.
13. I CAN believe it's not butter.
14. I can bench press 663 pounds and squat 4005. I do them in reps of twenty.
15. I can walk on water and/or turn it into malt liquor.
16. Back in the sixties I defeated Arnold Swarzenegger at thumb wrestling.
2. I outlawed rainbows in North Dakota.
3. Some people where superman pajamas, superman wears Scott Sundance pajamas.
4. I eat a steady diet of gunpowder and beefjerky and crap lightning.
5. I can eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
6. I'll walk up and dunk my nuts in your soup...BLOOP!
7. I can slam a revolving door.
8. I have honorable luncheons with the like of Edgar Allen Poe, Jake the snake roberts, king kong and darth maul, in my honor of course.
9. I was once pulled over for being too sexy in a school zone.
10. I give speeding tickets to police officers and they thank me.
11. I have seen judge dredd a total of 72 times.
12. The places that people have come to fear the most fear me.
13. I CAN believe it's not butter.
14. I can bench press 663 pounds and squat 4005. I do them in reps of twenty.
15. I can walk on water and/or turn it into malt liquor.
16. Back in the sixties I defeated Arnold Swarzenegger at thumb wrestling.