I knew these biweekly updates were too good to last :(
Oh hey, something marginally interesting happened in Berserk this week. Of course, Guts&the main party are nowhere in sight. Is it a bad thing that I hate Griffith more for stealing screentime than for being a traitorous rapist douchebag? Because seriously, I AM TIRED OF POODLE CLEMENTINE'S SHAMPOO ADVENTURES. Anyway.
The last time we saw Emperor Ganishka (back in November, mind you), he was hopping in his home-made giant...womb...thing that was stitched together from other Apostles in an effort to become powerful enough to be a challenge to Griffith. WELL AFTER FOUR MONTHS OF WAITING, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE GOT:
HOLY SHIT, IT'S LAVOS. GRIFFITH I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A PARTY WITH A DECENT TRIPLE TECH
P.S. THOSE EYES ARE CREEPY AS ALL HELL. SERIOUSLY.
NO WAIT I SPOKE TOO SOON. HE'S SOME SORT OF PENIS TENTACLE HANDS TOWER NOW WHAT THE CHRIST
...oh hey what does that say on the bottom thar...
NEXT RELEASE AT THE END OF MAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MIURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D:
I'm calling it now. There will be absolutley no new canon for Schierke until November. That leaves plenty of time for people to app and NOT WORRY ABOUT BEING CANON'D THE VERY NEXT WEEK :D :D :D :D :D :D?????
The last time we saw Emperor Ganishka (back in November, mind you), he was hopping in his home-made giant...womb...thing that was stitched together from other Apostles in an effort to become powerful enough to be a challenge to Griffith. WELL AFTER FOUR MONTHS OF WAITING, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE GOT:
HOLY SHIT, IT'S LAVOS. GRIFFITH I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A PARTY WITH A DECENT TRIPLE TECH
P.S. THOSE EYES ARE CREEPY AS ALL HELL. SERIOUSLY.
NO WAIT I SPOKE TOO SOON. HE'S SOME SORT OF PENIS TENTACLE HANDS TOWER NOW WHAT THE CHRIST
...oh hey what does that say on the bottom thar...
NEXT RELEASE AT THE END OF MAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MIURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D:
I'm calling it now. There will be absolutley no new canon for Schierke until November. That leaves plenty of time for people to app and NOT WORRY ABOUT BEING CANON'D THE VERY NEXT WEEK :D :D :D :D :D :D?????