A Pause in Tact
Let me, for a moment, be a calorie counting freak. Just for a second.
What the fuck, Pistachios?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I HATE YOU.
Now, for another moment, let me be an elitist academic snob.
Srsly, if you think the History channel is a legit source of knowledge that is to always be trusted, esp. the OMGNOSTRADAMUSALIENS, maybe you shouldn't be in the discipline Also, if you follow Vh1/History channel in such a way AND still make 'the French are pussies, LOL!' jokes beyond your second year of college...you should actually just wander off into the desert and die.
*I'd like to note that I still watch the History channel and History International and NatGeo and Discovery and Discovery Health and lots and lots of TV -- and I get all of my historical knowledge from Cracked. However, I luckily do not claim that I know shit about History. I legit can only think of 18 US presidents without looking through my change bank for clues--which I actually kinda jizzed at that amount. Oh, wait! Were there two Adams? 19?
**Idk, I'm not suggesting that the History channel lacks any credibility or that historical knowledge is concrete in any sense, but instead that if you study any subject for more than a few months you should be able to tell the difference between useful information and tabloid sensationalism and shows about lumberjacks that are awesome.
***The next time someone tries to tell me the pyramids were built by aliens, I will punch them in the heart.
-K
What the fuck, Pistachios?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I HATE YOU.
Now, for another moment, let me be an elitist academic snob.
Srsly, if you think the History channel is a legit source of knowledge that is to always be trusted, esp. the OMGNOSTRADAMUSALIENS, maybe you shouldn't be in the discipline Also, if you follow Vh1/History channel in such a way AND still make 'the French are pussies, LOL!' jokes beyond your second year of college...you should actually just wander off into the desert and die.
*I'd like to note that I still watch the History channel and History International and NatGeo and Discovery and Discovery Health and lots and lots of TV -- and I get all of my historical knowledge from Cracked. However, I luckily do not claim that I know shit about History. I legit can only think of 18 US presidents without looking through my change bank for clues--which I actually kinda jizzed at that amount. Oh, wait! Were there two Adams? 19?
**Idk, I'm not suggesting that the History channel lacks any credibility or that historical knowledge is concrete in any sense, but instead that if you study any subject for more than a few months you should be able to tell the difference between useful information and tabloid sensationalism and shows about lumberjacks that are awesome.
***The next time someone tries to tell me the pyramids were built by aliens, I will punch them in the heart.
-K