Jan 22, 2010 15:49
fatherly jackie is (not so) awkward, get your game face on jackie, big damn hero, death and danger, don estacado, horton is the new mafia, in my discedo?!?!, dramatics, baby its cold outside, srs biznez, i sense a disturbance in the force, are you pondering what i'm pondering, too many tags on this post, goin vigilante on ur ass, :|, jackie's a mobster, time to get out the whoop-ass, discedo, lookin out for me and mine, and i have promises to keep, manly jackie is manly, not a happy bunny, not gonna fails this time, horton watch brigade is go, more like dis-gay-do, suspicious jackie is suspicious, horton, gonna gitcha gonna gitcha
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It's filled with monsters and psychopaths?!
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But it's not like something that should be happening nearly every other day! I don't want to become a shut in, dammit!
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Okay, deep breath, girlie. We have plenty of solutions for all of your problems here at Jackie Incorporated.
If you need to go somewhere, just get a gun or a buddy with a gun. I'm a buddy with a gun if you don't have one yet.
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What if you are a gun Y-yeah... I'm fine. I mean... Kid's got two of them. If he didn't, then he would just get depressed.
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Of course I do. I'm one of his Weapons, a Demon Gun. The name's Elizabeth Thompson. But just call me Liz for short. -- Nice to meet you.
Well... uh... we have our moments.
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Right. [Weapons with a capital W sounds vaguely familiar, but he's kind of forgotten what exactly it means. But he'll go with it.] Pleasure's mine, Liz.
[Hmmm....]
so he's always been like this?
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I'm sure. It's Jackie, right? So... how do you know Kid, anyway?
...always.
[And why are we whispering like this?]
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He's dating my daughter. She's "symmetrical".
[because it is a secret.]
I see. Is it some kinda...condition, or something...?
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Your daughter? [Geez, you just aged by years in her eyes, Jackie.] ...Wait. You're talking about Nill, right?
[Uh, okay?]
No. Well, sort of... It's kind of his aesthetics.
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His aesthetics....huh....
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