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[theforceoncrack]

Hey, Disedo, my plant grew berries and the TV turned on again. Are they edible and how fast are we going to get in shit.

[locked to HORTON WATCH // 50% unhackable, please ask]

If anyone spots revolver-christ around, keep an eye on him. Tell me if you know anything, especially if he actually lives here or not

Comments

[pissedkitty]

Probably pretty fast, and yes, they are.

[can son hack that with his new hacking skills and volunteer as a recruit >_>]

[theforceoncrack]

Maybe I should feed one to Gulliver first.

[YES SON <3 ]

[pissedkitty]

Want one of mine?

[Locked]

I want to help.

[theforceoncrack]

I dunno, is it poison?

[locked]

Youuuu hey.

[gd hackers. Jackie's not great with computers.]

...with the Watch?

[pissedkitty]

It's not. It's a fruit from... A special world. It tastes good.

[Locked]

Yeah.

[theforceoncrack]

....a special world? Well, I guess I'll try it.

[locked]

[Welp.]

You're in.

[do do do DO! You have received "Horton Watch"!]

[pissedkitty]

[Have a knock-- no, you know what, don't have a knock on your front door. Kamui's just going to walk in. and he'll be holding a few of these things.]

[theforceoncrack]

[ohey. Dad is surprised.]

Hey....what the crap is that?

[pissedkitty]

Fruit. From the world I was born in.

[Oh Dez and her head canon. Holds one up and presses on the stem just right. They flutter like tiny little angel wings.]

[theforceoncrack]

...it looks like something Pac-man eats.

[What the. That's just weird. Here, give.]

[pissedkitty]

Pac-man?

[Hands it over!]

[theforceoncrack]

Yeah. You know, the yellow circle guy.

[Suspicious....hmm.....well....

let's try it.]

[pissedkitty]

[...Gee thanks dad, that really clears things up.]

1/idk

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