Last will and testament of Daniel O. Hocker............
....The following items will be given to their designates on the event that I were to die:
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Jens's scarf-Tara
clothes-Bell, Brando, my bro, Nate
drum set-Miles
computer-Tara
sense of humor-Swenson (she could use it)
any pot on my person at time of death-Massey
love-Amanda
my cds and movies-Nate, Tara, Bell (divide appropriately)
Maixim collection-Dave (there ya go)
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Thats all that I'm worth physically. I would give my car to someone but the transmission is about to go and it would be equivalent to leaving someone with a curse.
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Of course I don't plan on dying anytime soon but with the way this shitty world works I could be next in the meat grinder that is the afterlife.
Yesterday I was sitting at Tims with Miles drinking cider and having an amazing time and I realized that its not college I enjoy so motherfucking much, but rather my life at this point. It would be amazingly stupid to quit college because I would BE quitting my life which I have learned to at least live to its fullest.
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Everybody listen to Gatsbys American Dream. You will like them........I promise.
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P.S.-......................mummify me...................................
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Jens's scarf-Tara
clothes-Bell, Brando, my bro, Nate
drum set-Miles
computer-Tara
sense of humor-Swenson (she could use it)
any pot on my person at time of death-Massey
love-Amanda
my cds and movies-Nate, Tara, Bell (divide appropriately)
Maixim collection-Dave (there ya go)
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Thats all that I'm worth physically. I would give my car to someone but the transmission is about to go and it would be equivalent to leaving someone with a curse.
/
/
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Of course I don't plan on dying anytime soon but with the way this shitty world works I could be next in the meat grinder that is the afterlife.
Yesterday I was sitting at Tims with Miles drinking cider and having an amazing time and I realized that its not college I enjoy so motherfucking much, but rather my life at this point. It would be amazingly stupid to quit college because I would BE quitting my life which I have learned to at least live to its fullest.
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Everybody listen to Gatsbys American Dream. You will like them........I promise.
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P.S.-......................mummify me...................................