Jigga jigga jesus baby daddy?
So I was thinking of another post-it idea for brians wall, and I realized that no one else but him knows the secrets of Jesus!!!! So here they are for all to enjoy!!----
The 10 things about JESUS you need to know:
1. He always seems to love everyone else but you.
2. He never, and willnever be anyones “homeboy” wiith exception of me.
3. His body tastes delicious... when in wafer form.
4. “ Who wears short shorts?” Jesus for sure never did, he just never had the figure.
5. Prostitutes ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. He had corns on his feet from walking so much... ouch!!
7. He would never turn down a gummi worm.
8. He ordered the death of all morbidly obese people.
9. The bible left out Jesus’s favorite word====” fetusnipple”
10. He was hung like a blue whale!!! ooohhh aaahhh.
The 10 things about JESUS you need to know:
1. He always seems to love everyone else but you.
2. He never, and willnever be anyones “homeboy” wiith exception of me.
3. His body tastes delicious... when in wafer form.
4. “ Who wears short shorts?” Jesus for sure never did, he just never had the figure.
5. Prostitutes ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. He had corns on his feet from walking so much... ouch!!
7. He would never turn down a gummi worm.
8. He ordered the death of all morbidly obese people.
9. The bible left out Jesus’s favorite word====” fetusnipple”
10. He was hung like a blue whale!!! ooohhh aaahhh.