because it's hump day, and the internet is for porn.
Fandom : Firefly
Title :
HypothesisAuthor : recrudescence & nakeno @ AO3
Rating : explicit
Characters & Pairings : Jayne/Simon, Mal
Length : ~8K
Warnings : none
Summary : He'll pull Jayne aside later on, give him a very concerned piece of his mind for dragging not just a crew member but a fugitive into bed with him. The man's been known to think with body parts considerably lower than his brain plenty of times in the past, but this is something else.
My Rave Review :
normally i wouldn't rec a pwp for the characterization, but the voices here are so perfect i can't resist. the first 1500 words or so are mal giving simon and jayne a talking-to / warning about not letting their sleeping together affect the crew, which is as hilarious as you'd imagine if such a thing were ever to have happened on the show. these authors have the three voices down so well it's a little ridiculous. and then there's the porn, which is extremely hot, probably more so for being so well grounded in jayne and simon's inner monologues. i love jayne's voice especially, it's always a delight to find a well-written jayne POV. And Simon had been almost surprised at Jayne’s discretion, something Jayne graciously decided not to take as an insult. Simon’s got all that book-learning under his hundred-credit belt, but for all Jayne lacks in that area he isn’t an idiot.
i also love this because it hits just the right mix of antagonism and sexual tension between the two of them, and shows the side of jayne that can be surprisingly gentle at times, without overdoing it or any other aspect of the characterization. he's not too stupid and simon's not too stuck up; they feel real, like real people, not just stuck in the boxes of dumb mercenary and stuffy doctor. (and the allusion to a threesome with mal at the end isn't my thing, but if it's yours, you'll like this even more for imagining where it goes next, lol.)
Fandom : Star Trek XI
Title :
Down in the Jungle RoomAuthor :
rubynyeRating : explicit
Characters & Pairings : McCoy/always-a-girl!Chekov
Length : medium
Warnings : sex pollen, which might count as dubcon?
Summary : McCoy. Girl!Chekov. Sex pollen. Why haven't you clicked yet?
My Rave Review :
there is literally nothing to this fic except porn. ruby is a great writer so it's stunningly hot, and she manages to dole out bits of context here and there so i didn't ever have the feeling that you could change the names and have the same fic. it's definitely mccoy, and it's definitely chekov (and can i say, i don't usually go for genderbent chekov, but i definitely go for her here, hoo boy). this is one of my secret weakness pairings, and this fic is a stellar example of why i love it. Leonard knows there's a brilliant mathematical mind under those curls -- she saved Jim and Sulu from splatting messily across the Vulcan landscape, she came up with the plan to hide behind Titan from the Nerada, and Jim says she's punctual and reliable and navigates superbly. But all Leonard can think of is that birthday party, how her wide green eyes shone innocently then as they gleam feverishly now, as she fists her delicate fingers in his uniform shirt and presses her chin into his chest. "Doctor," she says, her accent sharpening his title, her nearness sliding it scalpel-sharp under his skin, "Doctor, please."
who doesn't love seeing mccoy taken apart like that? and furthermore, who doesn't love sex pollen when it's done well? you will probably need a cold shower after reading this, be warned. XD