"Im a simple gay" and other gorgeous graffiti
Okay. After two rather negative posts, I'm now ready to be happy. Yay. Here's a repost of some crazy stuff exclusive to the University of the Philippines-Diliman, where I study and which I hold dear to my heart. I hardly cite my sources (chalk it up to poor memory), so before I forget, credits to Ivon Domingo, UP Baguio CAC 4 blocmate. Yes, I miss Baguio terribly.
I've finally succumbed to contemporary culture and I now have a Multiply site. Add me up, will you?
FA *( College of Fine Arts ) Wall:
> "nobody cares"
> somebody answered:
> "not even the carebears?"
> then another:
> "not even kier?"
> then:
> "not even zoren?"
> lastly:
> "not even zorro?"
> all written by different people.
> AS *(Arts and Sciences Building ):
> AS chairs:
> "push button to eject seatmate"
> "push button to eject urself"
> "push button to kill teacher."
> "push button to eject teacher"
> ....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"
> AS chair :
> "you know bobo? bobo is you!"
> AS 1st floor CR:
> "if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."
> AS 1st floor CR uli:
> " Im a simple gay "
> tapos me sumagot
> "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
> tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
> "sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun.
> kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"
> CHEM:
> Chem chair:
> "push button to spray acid on prof's face."
> Another chem chair:
> "You Boron!!!"
> BIO:
> Bio chair:
> "Push cadaver to haunt teacher."
> FO Santos:
> "SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
> bawal."
> ENG'G:
> Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
> "Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
> Reply:
> "the future you are holding is very small."
> Reply pa uli:
> "you have a very small future. Tsk, tsk.
> GAB:
> sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
> "takas ng ward 7"
> MATH:
> sa cr sa may math building:
> "SUMAPI SA NPA! "
> may sumagot:
> "PAANO? "
> may sumagot pa:
> "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT
> NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"
> sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
> "BABALA: asawa ni babalu"
> sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
> "you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
> May nag-reply:
> "find x."
> sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
> nakasulat sa armchair:
> "F*CK DA WORLD! "
> tas may sumagot:
> "F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD"
> 3rd floor math cr:
> "kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."
> UPIS *(University of the Philippines Integrated School)
> sa loob ng music room.
> "maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
> tas may sumagot
> "nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
> tas may sumagot uli
> "weh "
> tas may nag-react uli
> "oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "
> VINZONS:
> Wall ng vinzons
> "Do not steal. The government hates competition"
> men's cr sa Vinzon's:
> "remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."
> men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
> "if yours can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
> "if yours can reach this, you are a traffic hazard!"
> NIGS *(National Institute of Geological Sciences ata..hehe):
> sa isang upuan:
> "f*ck nigs!"
> may nagreply:
> "who's nigs?"
> MAIN LIB
> Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
> "UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
> tapos may sumagot...
> "mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
> KALAI *(Kalayaan Dorm):
> nietzsche-"god is dead"
> God- "Nietzsche is dead!"
> AS waiting shed
> Ad from a Korean: "I need a English tutor."
> At may nagdagdag: "Badly."