There used to be a one-panel cartoon in the Asbury Park Press in the late eighties-early nineties. I don't know whether it was local or syndicated, and don't know the name of the artist. It was called Counter Culture and ran in the Food section. I have a few of them stored in my head, and I reproduce my favorite here, for your amusement.
![](http://pics.livejournal.com/thefish30/pic/00001zse/s320x240)
Apologies for my lame paint skilz.
In the unlikely event that anyone else remembers or knows anything about this long-lost comic, let me know in the comments.