Almost 22
So, I am almost 22. Gross, I know.
EDIT: I am 22 now. Gosh.
This is Rufus Valentine. He's my favorite right now. He's a Romance/Family Sim, and despite his reputation as a big ole manslut, his LTW is to reach his golden anniversary with that special someone. How sweet. But besides that paradoxical hot mess, Rufus is very interested in Oceanography. He probably should have looked into going to Eckerd. Although, fuck, I wouldn't have paid for it.
Keefe Marcus is a huge dork. His aspiration is Pleasure/Knowledge, and he's hoping to reach the top of the Dance career before he bites the big one. Speaking of biting...
He's a werewolf.
Kodiak Marcus is his twin sister. She's pretty butch, and may or may not have experimented a bit in her youth, but you'll have to ask Coniine about that. She's a Popularity/Pleasure Sim, and as such, is prone to occasionally finding herself on academic probation. But if she can pull her shit together, Kodiak seeks to become the best in the Athletic career.
Coniine Or is one BAMF. Her aspiration is Fortune/Romance, and she plans to make tons of moolah by painting. Or cutting hair. Or whatever. She doesn't really have a life plan, but she knows she'll be rolling in dough somehow. Dough or vagina. Doughy vagina.
Jinn Wymark is a genie. A freed genie. She's still not quite used to being human, so her aspiration is Knowledge/Grilled Cheese. She is one smart purple cracker, though, and after completing her degree in Mathematics, Jinn is going into Architecture career field. And building the first Golden Grilled Cheese Bridge.
And finally, here's Ike Borden. He's not the most interesting Sim, probably because he's pretty focused on becoming a Prestidigitator and not much else. His aspiration is close to Jinn's; he's a Knowledge/Family Sim, and maybe that's why they are such good friends, blah, blah, blah, the end.
EDIT: Okay. Due to a mysterious fire, Ike died. Replacing him is:
Joe Kerr. Get it?
EDIT: I am 22 now. Gosh.
This is Rufus Valentine. He's my favorite right now. He's a Romance/Family Sim, and despite his reputation as a big ole manslut, his LTW is to reach his golden anniversary with that special someone. How sweet. But besides that paradoxical hot mess, Rufus is very interested in Oceanography. He probably should have looked into going to Eckerd. Although, fuck, I wouldn't have paid for it.
Keefe Marcus is a huge dork. His aspiration is Pleasure/Knowledge, and he's hoping to reach the top of the Dance career before he bites the big one. Speaking of biting...
He's a werewolf.
Kodiak Marcus is his twin sister. She's pretty butch, and may or may not have experimented a bit in her youth, but you'll have to ask Coniine about that. She's a Popularity/Pleasure Sim, and as such, is prone to occasionally finding herself on academic probation. But if she can pull her shit together, Kodiak seeks to become the best in the Athletic career.
Coniine Or is one BAMF. Her aspiration is Fortune/Romance, and she plans to make tons of moolah by painting. Or cutting hair. Or whatever. She doesn't really have a life plan, but she knows she'll be rolling in dough somehow. Dough or vagina. Doughy vagina.
Jinn Wymark is a genie. A freed genie. She's still not quite used to being human, so her aspiration is Knowledge/Grilled Cheese. She is one smart purple cracker, though, and after completing her degree in Mathematics, Jinn is going into Architecture career field. And building the first Golden Grilled Cheese Bridge.
And finally, here's Ike Borden. He's not the most interesting Sim, probably because he's pretty focused on becoming a Prestidigitator and not much else. His aspiration is close to Jinn's; he's a Knowledge/Family Sim, and maybe that's why they are such good friends, blah, blah, blah, the end.
EDIT: Okay. Due to a mysterious fire, Ike died. Replacing him is:
Joe Kerr. Get it?