Some sacrifices are easier than others

[thefireofasaint]

There was at least two things John had learned from this experience, and those two things were that lambs were surprisingly noisy; and most household kitchen knives really are just not sharp enough.

Being an enterprising sort of person, though, he is in the mood to learn more, and so, after washing his hands thoroughly, goes to seek Hermes out in the places he's seen the god before.