What's His Line? (Stargate Atlantis)
Another fun cap session from myself, mynameisme91 , rebeccavoy and kirsten_faith . Awesome fun! This time John Sheppard and Elizabeth Weir were at our mercy.
John: It was this big
Weir: He screamed like a girl?
John: If I'd known Rodney was afraid of spiders I would've put one on him sooner
John: No no no! I said put your left hand in!! Geez!
John: Seriously Elizabeth! Hands off the PB sammich!
John: And then the psychic said "Red Shirts will surely bring about Doom!"...so you might wanna pick a different colour..
John:... And then he said Jar Jar was the best character. I swear, if Rodney bad mouths Star Wars one more time I'ma feed him to Wraith myself
John: Elizabeth I dont wanna have to say this ever again.... No more gossiping with Teyla over the headsets!!
Weir: So what did you do in your free time.
John: I smeared lemon juice on this finger and chased Rodney through the city.
John : I mean, we have better class than that. At least we leave our headsets outta the closet when we're getting busy. Teyla left hers on. Needless to say hearing that whole thing gave me nightmares!
John: Just let me slide down the banister once!
Weir: You know what they say John, you can point one finger at me, but there are three more pointing back at u!
John: I vow that I will get revenge!!!
Weir: ...It was just a cookie John.
John: *pouts* But it was my cookie...and Rodney ate it!
John: Are you listening to me?
Weir: Sorry, I cant stop staring at your hair...its sticking up all over the place...I just wanna brush it for you!
John: This is an outrage. I'm not gonna take this.
Weir: Sorry but we just don't have enough money for all your hair products
John: It was just one lousy kiss! Why are you so upset!
Weir: Cause it was my last Hersheys kiss you gave me for Valentines day!
John: No Elizabeth. I am pointing forward and slightly up...not at my head.
Weir: Why are you so angry?
John: Cause you told people I was *this* big
John: And I walked in and I see his finger RIGHT UP HIS NOSE!!!
John: The pendulum went back and forth, back and forth...then hit the supermodel and she goes flying off the catwalk!
John: I'll have you know, I spend hours on my hair. I do not appreciate the "bed head" comments! Make that announcement!! Go on!
John: Ok 3,2,1
John and Weir: *sings* A whole new worrrrrlllllddddd.......
John: Hey look...if I stand right here and point it looks like I am making light come out of my finger!
Weir: ummm...yeah, Ima go back to work.
John: Alien device. Possessed finger. Finger wants to touch the boob!
Weir: *backs away slowly*
John: Then Buzz says "To Infinity and Beyond!"
Weir: Im going to have to see this movie one day...
John: have you thought of doing something different with your hair?
Weir: I've seen yours! Don't touch mine!
John: I can't believe you told kirsten_faith she was making her sammiches the right way!
Weir: Well... she scared me.
Weir: I bet you cried...
John: I didnt even shed ONE tear...I mean.. everyone knows that *coughs* Bambi's mother *sniffles* dies..
John: Hey it happens to all men!
Weir: I've never seen a man cry at Dumbo before
John: *sniffles* It's a touching story!
John: Don't laugh, it was scary! Those ga_gd girls are crazy!
John: The last time I did this it didn't end too well!
Weir: Jeeze John! It was just a suggestion!
John: NO SWING DANCING!
John: *jedi hand wave* We will have a threesome with Teyla
Weir: No John.
John: Dammit. I want one!
John: Then he asked me to arm wrestle...and we all know what that means!
Weir: WOW!
John: Yeah so I ran! Poor Zelenka...
John: Teal'c then said "pull my finger" and well... you cant say no to Teal'c!
Weir: You poor man!
John: ...It was taco day.
Weir: *shudders*
John: Lesson 1-
Weir: John, chill out... NEVER gonna happen! But you are sexy...
John: She was a vision of loveliness! She had beautiful long red hair and blue eyes!
Weir: Green eyes John.
John: I SAID BLUE!!
John: Why don't we ever come across aliens like ET? *impression* ET phone home
Weir: *backs away slowly*
John: I got an email saying someone was following me
Weir: John its twitter thats what everyones doing!
John: Im not so sure....
John: I want the entire city searched
Weir: Why?
John: That email said ga_gd is following me. Those girls are here... somewhere. Eek!
Weir: John I swear I didnt know you didnt like clowns!
John: ...I'll give you a three second head start....1...
Weir: *sprints away*
John: And another thing...ummm...What were we talking about?
Weir: I don't know...What episode is this?
John: Whoever okayed it for you to get killed off is gonna get his ass kicked!!! I'm never getting my threesome!! Grr!
John: You know what they say... One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do... Two can be as bad as one
Weir: *interrupts* No threesomes!
Weir: What is your obsession with this threesome?
John: It's not my idea, thefifthsister and mynameisme91 keep suggesting it! I told you, the ga_gd girls thought of it, not me!
Weir: Okay, we've definitely got to track them down.
John: *sings* Alls I want for christmas is just one three...
WeirE:*interrupts* John!
John: Sooooo close!
John: So you + me + Teyla = ?
Weir: Never gonna happen.
John: shhhhh did you hear that..
Weir: What?
John: That was you bursting my bubble!
Weir: Well how about You + Me+ Ronan!
John: .....touche!
John: So I walk in and theres Ronan spinning plates on his fingers like a pro!! It was amazing!
Weir: Wow!
John: So he dared me to lay one finger on him. So I did.
Weir: And?
John: I ran like hell. If Ronan asks, I went on a mission. 'Kay?
John: Its called the Kawoosh!
Weir: Event Horizon!
John: Kawoosh!!!
Weir: EVENT HORIZON!!
John: .....lets call it a draw..
John: Okay, I just called Carter, she said Kawoosh.
Weir: *puts up hands and walks away*
John: Shh keep this quiet,but apparently Rodney walked in on a certain couple in the storage room.
Weir: Who?
John: Jello&Cake.
Weir: WOW
John: Just once more.....pplleeaasse!!!
Weir: No John! It was bad enough when Gen. O'Neill did it! No golfing through the Gate!
John: Not cool. Using sex as a weapon.
Weir: Well, I've always believed you should use every weapon in your arsenal!
John: One needle he said!! ONE!
Weir: Well Carson wouldnt have done it unless it was necessary.
John: 27 NEEDLES ELIZABETH!!!
John: *proudly* Im the only one named John in the whole of the Stargate Program!
Weir: What about Gen. O'Neill.
John: Oh Frak!