[Event Post]

[thefifthmonarch]

::If you walk by Noriko's mansion, you'll notice near the front gate is a lemonade stand reading "Reasonably Priced Fusions Done By A Professional". With a smaller sign reading "Skull Servants Go Away".

Noriko is there, sitting with cards, pleasantly, with a music player playing some fancy music... She's also wearing hope earrings and a pink glam

Comments

[weavethebonds]

"Noriko, what nonsense are you doing."

Susan is standing there with a large box.

[thefifthmonarch]

Offering a service for a reasonable fee, with professional analysis, consultation and recommendations. By a professional.

::Taps papers, brushing aside her wig hair.::

[weavethebonds]

"Why are you offering to break people like cookies."

[thefifthmonarch]

I'm doing no such thing.

[weavethebonds]

"UH HUH. CAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL WITH ME."

[thefifthmonarch]

You seem pretty okay all things considered.

[weavethebonds]

"Yes, I love being a powder keg of swirling emotions."

[thefifthmonarch]

Who in the what now?

[weavethebonds]

"A POWDER KEG."

That is a screech.

[thefifthmonarch]

DON"T SCREECH LIKE THAT.

[thefifthmonarch]

And what do you mean by Powder Keg...?

[weavethebonds]

"I explode easily and violently."

[thefifthmonarch]

... Susan, you're making glib comments without making a point. And your hair looks very nice. ::Taps papers.::

[weavethebonds]

"What are you talking about. I'm a powder keg because of your fusion!"

[thefifthmonarch]

... How does that fusion have to do with anything.

Also, I was crazy when that happened.

Ass fucking nuts crazy.

[weavethebonds]

"IT MADE ME CRAZY. FUSIONS MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY."

That is a screech capable of resonating with the core frequency of Gods, destabilizing them and reducing them to primordial ether.

Or just a really, really loud screech.