It's Venture Brothers...All Over.
The past few days I've had no internet connection at home. Fairly obviously I do now and am pretty much hugging the fact that it's not just returned but is better, faster, stronger, more beefy, and makes me want to lick it. In the meanwhile I left the house in a fit of sulks and decided to interact with humanity.
Twaz, Paulo, Seth and I went out for one of these various evenings and met two completely different but utterly beautiful people. One being Rodeo (a transvestite more beautiful than almost any woman I've ever known) and the other being Steve...who looks almost exactly like Vin Diesel around the Pitch Black era. I had enormous crushes on both on them, dampened only by Twaz reminding me of Dave Bond.
Dave Bond was what appeared to be a bouncer standing around outside somewhere in upper Manchester. Twaz and I were sat in a bar opposite the road from him, and had huge amounts of hilarity gained from guessing his name and thinking that despite his perfect appearance it would be something akin to, "Dave." To Dave Bond, we apologise.
To Steve Diesel we do not apologise. You were doing it on purpose. Various members of our party would have licked you dry over it. The point is, to every human that looks awesome, including myself, there is always a name about as sexy as a pair of big gym knickers.
Moral: Do not parade through Manchester singing the lfgcomic.com song "Slaughter Your World" if you don't wish to attract weird.
Twaz, Paulo, Seth and I went out for one of these various evenings and met two completely different but utterly beautiful people. One being Rodeo (a transvestite more beautiful than almost any woman I've ever known) and the other being Steve...who looks almost exactly like Vin Diesel around the Pitch Black era. I had enormous crushes on both on them, dampened only by Twaz reminding me of Dave Bond.
Dave Bond was what appeared to be a bouncer standing around outside somewhere in upper Manchester. Twaz and I were sat in a bar opposite the road from him, and had huge amounts of hilarity gained from guessing his name and thinking that despite his perfect appearance it would be something akin to, "Dave." To Dave Bond, we apologise.
To Steve Diesel we do not apologise. You were doing it on purpose. Various members of our party would have licked you dry over it. The point is, to every human that looks awesome, including myself, there is always a name about as sexy as a pair of big gym knickers.
Moral: Do not parade through Manchester singing the lfgcomic.com song "Slaughter Your World" if you don't wish to attract weird.