Feb 11, 2009 19:53
Right. Valentines Day can just fuck right off. I've evidently given over my Christmas Curse to this particular holiday and in retrospect have a damn good reason for doing so. The best Valentines I ever had was a Valentines Bah Humbug many years ago with Bourneville. I shall ask her if she or anybody else fancies doing the same this time round, because otherwise I'm going to find Celine Dion and give her a slap whilst bellowing, "THE HEART SHALL NOT GO ON, IT SHALL BE BROKEN AND STOMPED ON!"
Moral: Bitter? Twisted? Oooh no.