I've Worn Trousers With More Sense.
I've just had another Pointless Parent Moment, which I felt I had to (second) record for your amusement:
I awoke some ten minutes ago with the desire to attend the bathroom. Since although my Father wears earplugs and during the day my Mother couldn't hear me were I to be the cymbals part of a brass band parading up and down the landing my bathroom desires are apparently loud enough to wake both even though I keep the light off and tiptoe in - oh and before you say it I was not pooing. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE! /Family Guy
In any case whilst trying to be the most quiet creation ever built my Mother opened the door with a face resembling a red cabbage and asked what I was doing.
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I actively wanted to leap to my feet and gesture toward downward trousers and then fling a toilet roll at her head. Circumstances dictated otherwise, fortunately. Still, how many other things that aren't probably by now on U-Tube has ANYONE done given the situation?!
Moral: Seriously, I give up. I'm spending my money on makeup, beer, and living alone.
I awoke some ten minutes ago with the desire to attend the bathroom. Since although my Father wears earplugs and during the day my Mother couldn't hear me were I to be the cymbals part of a brass band parading up and down the landing my bathroom desires are apparently loud enough to wake both even though I keep the light off and tiptoe in - oh and before you say it I was not pooing. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE! /Family Guy
In any case whilst trying to be the most quiet creation ever built my Mother opened the door with a face resembling a red cabbage and asked what I was doing.
...
I actively wanted to leap to my feet and gesture toward downward trousers and then fling a toilet roll at her head. Circumstances dictated otherwise, fortunately. Still, how many other things that aren't probably by now on U-Tube has ANYONE done given the situation?!
Moral: Seriously, I give up. I'm spending my money on makeup, beer, and living alone.