Mr. James Potter,
I was intending on returning after the holidays with a clean slate and offering a truce between the two of us. However, with recent actions that your loathsome self has take, I've have re-evaluated that decision and come to the realization that there is no possibility for us to ever be civil to one another. Mostly because you cannot seem to feel the brute force of a joke that you deal out to others so often. I must add if I never see your foul, horrendous, nightmare inducing face again that day would come to soon. However I know that it would never come because I must return after the winter holidays.
I do also hope that you are proud of yourself in your actions, for you do know that I was to return home. As you know of my situation with my sister this will surely bring joy to her face. I would just say you are a prat that should learn to take a joke since you are a "prankster" yourself. It is quite obvious that you need to grow up.
-Lily Evans.