There is God in this Army
Don't ask, don't tell, don't eat. Don't sleep. Don't work, don't smile, can't smile, never smile.
You're probably all heard the rumors that I am a homosexual, Livejournal land, which is fine. I won't say if they are true or not. That is the way of the army. Since the days of the Civil War - only now is it official.
But I am in the...navy?
Private, swab the deck. Your best friend was a great war hero. I salute him with your mop.
I had an awesome dream yesterday. It was about an orgy.
--The Admiral
You're probably all heard the rumors that I am a homosexual, Livejournal land, which is fine. I won't say if they are true or not. That is the way of the army. Since the days of the Civil War - only now is it official.
But I am in the...navy?
Private, swab the deck. Your best friend was a great war hero. I salute him with your mop.
I had an awesome dream yesterday. It was about an orgy.
--The Admiral