So when you name your pet an adjective...

[thefannishwaldo]

And then proceed to LOLcat talk to/about said pet... some really strange things come out of your mouth.

Digging through the laundry pile:  "These pants can haz a Magick?  No, these pants haz no Magick.  These are not Magick pants."

When doing multiple feedings:  "You may not.  This is not Magick food."

When doing nails: "Sit still.  I can haz Magick toes."