What the Fock?!!!!
Ok... sooooo.... we're all adults here right? You figure that if you're in college you must be outta grammar school.... right? I get home from dinner with Patrick tonight and while chilling out in the living room... my roommate comes in and asks if he can use my bathroom... OF COURSE! God knows that if my bathroom was occupied and I needed to go... i would really appreciate someone else letting me use theirs! Sooo.... like 20 minutes later when Patrick leaves... I need to use the W.C. and what should I find on my bathroom floor but a fucking puddle of piss. So... I call Brad who is like my personal bitcher-outter... Hey... I'm everyone elses... I might as well have one of my own! He comes down and verifies that it is definitely piss on my floor and so we begin the task of asking Roommate X (Cough Cough Travis Cough Cough) to clean up his bodily fluids off my fucking bathroom floor... at which point he again denies having pissed on my fucking bathroom floor. Sooooo now I still have a fucking puddle of piss on my bathroom floor b/c there is NOOOOOO way that I am cleaning up someone elses piss!! I filed a complaint with my RA Station... so hopefully a maid will come either tonight or in the morning to clean it up... if they dont... GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!! I'll go fucking Postal (in the nonviolent but still quite bitchy manner that I have perfected)on everyone! LOL