COMMUNIST DRINK BABY THRU STRAW!

Jul 21, 2005 21:58

Yea im not sure what me and Alex were thinking during this convo but it came out really funny. We got carried away in like 5 minutes.

Unidyne 7: ZEE RUSSIANS
Unidyne 7: FIRE ZEE MEESILEZ
TheEyeofTyr: thats french
TheEyeofTyr: russian would be like
Unidyne 7: NEIN!
Unidyne 7: DA!
Unidyne 7: HET!
Unidyne 7: CYKA!
TheEyeofTyr: FORE DE MISSEL NAW
Unidyne 7: DA!
TheEyeofTyr: DA COMANDIR
Unidyne 7: KOMMISAR
TheEyeofTyr: STALIN LIVE!
Unidyne 7: KOMRADE, They have been fired.
Unidyne 7: Good work, KOMRADE!
Unidyne 7: Long live Stalin!
TheEyeofTyr: STALIN LIVE VERY LONG HE FEED ON CHILD AND GET FRESH BLOOD
TheEyeofTyr: HE LIVE VERY VERY LONG INDEED

TheEyeofTyr: COMMUNISM WILL NEVER DIE OUT AS LONG AS THE CHILDREN LAST
Unidyne 7: hahahah
TheEyeofTyr: WHEN CHILD GONE WE MAKE BABY FARM TO MAKE MORE CHIULD USING SEX AND THA WE DRINK BLOOD AND VODKA AND EAT HERRING

Unidyne 7: VODKA! Have some, KOMRADE!
TheEyeofTyr: OK AS LONG AS IT HAS INFANT BLOOD

TheEyeofTyr: BLOOD MAKE KOMRADE STRONG

TheEyeofTyr: MAKE BONES GROW
Unidyne 7: HA- HA - HA!
Unidyne 7: *launches into russian folk dance*
TheEyeofTyr: OK IVAN HAVE BLOOD MORE
Unidyne 7: lol
TheEyeofTyr: YOU DO WELL WITH ORGAN FARM VERY A LOT OF CHILDREN MAKE WITH ANASTASIA
TheEyeofTyr: ANASTASIA HAD TO GIVE BABY WITH CESAR SURGERY BECAUSE BABY NO COME OUT AND VAGINA HURT MUCH
TheEyeofTyr: DOCTOR SAY I EITHER PUT RAT KILLING CHEMICAL ON VAGINA OR CUT STOMACH
Unidyne 7: LOL
TheEyeofTyr: SO ANASTASIA CUT STOMACH, BUT GOOD JOB IVAN
Unidyne 7: KOMRADE, EXCELLENT
TheEyeofTyr: STRONG BABY, LOTS BLOOD

Unidyne 7: NOT ONE STEP BACK
TheEyeofTyr: STALINGRAD! MUCH NAZI BLOOD THERE
ARYAN BABY MAKE GOOD BLOOD

Unidyne 7: hahaha
Unidyne 7: MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheEyeofTyr: NO
TheEyeofTyr: MOTHER RUSIA!
Unidyne 7: FOR MOZZA RUZZIA!
TheEyeofTyr: CHARGE AND KILL BABY NAZI WITH BAR CLAWS AND EAT HIS FACE WHEN BREAKING HIS GROIn!
TheEyeofTyr: NAZI SCUM WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL WHILE JESSUS LAUGH AND POKE WITH PITCHFORK I DUNNO WHY JESSUS IS IN HELL BUT ITS FITTING
Unidyne 7: I KILLED THAT SCORPION
Unidyne 7: DO YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS?
Unidyne 7: I HOPE SO
TheEyeofTyr: lol
Unidyne 7: BECAUSE IF NOT YOU WILL DIE LIKE THAT SCORPION
Unidyne 7: AND GO TO HELL
Unidyne 7: JESUS!
Unidyne 7: I READ THE JESUS BOOK!
Unidyne 7: DID YOU KNOW THAT?!
TheEyeofTyr: SCORPION MAKE GOOD BABY SCORPION WITH LARGE BLOOD SACK WHICH WE WILL PUMP TO FEED COMMUNISM ALL OVER MIDDLE EAST AND MAKE BOMB AMERICA LOTS
Unidyne 7: hahahaha
Unidyne 7: PUMP TO FEED COMMUNISM
TheEyeofTyr: YES
TheEyeofTyr: PUMP TO FEED BREAST CANCER RESEARCH
Unidyne 7: hahaha
TheEyeofTyr: SO WOMAN GIVE MILK TO BABY FOR BLOOD
TheEyeofTyr: NO BREAST NO BLOOD
TheEyeofTyr: NEED HEALTHY BREAST TO MAKE BABY HEALTHY AND STRONG LIKE SCORPION AND THAN TAKE HIS BLOOD AND SUCK THROUGH STRAW IN SKULL YUM YUM
Unidyne 7: THE PEOPLE"s BREAST
Unidyne 7: STALIN STAWS
TheEyeofTyr: (wow im saving this)
Unidyne 7: hahahah
Unidyne 7: LENIN LIKES
TheEyeofTyr: LENIN NO LIKE MUCH LENIN LIE DEAD IN BIG BEUTIFUL HOUSE LIKE MUMMY IN EGYPT
TheEyeofTyr: CALLED MASOLEUM
Unidyne 7: JUST LIKE ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER
TheEyeofTyr: STLIN LIVE THOUGH NBECAUSE HE DRINK MUCH BLOOD OF CHILDREN-BABY
Unidyne 7: ....
Unidyne 7: lol
TheEyeofTyr: wtf arnold lol
Unidyne 7: i dunno
TheEyeofTyr: yea...
TheEyeofTyr: GIRLY MAN NEED DRINK STEROID IN MOUTH FOR STEROID MAKE BIG MUSCLE-BREAST
TheEyeofTyr: DEMOKRAT BE GIRLY NO BREAST
TheEyeofTyr: I TURN CALIFORNIA INTO BIG COMMUNIST STATE WITH LOTS OF REPUBLICAN BABY BLOOD DRINKERS AND MAKE SCORPION NATIONAL FLAG AND WE PARTY WITH STALIN LOTS UNTIL WE BOTH MAKE WOLD HAPPY AND FREE OF BREAST CANCER
Unidyne 7: DOWN WITH THE KAPITOLISTZ
Unidyne 7: haha
Unidyne 7: KAPITOLISTZ
Unidyne 7: it souned slike a bad band or something
TheEyeofTyr: KAPITALISTY UMRUT
TheEyeofTyr: yea sounds like some sort of an annorchist punk band
TheEyeofTyr: with like 1 fan
Unidyne 7: lol
Unidyne 7: yes
Unidyne 7: the one fan who dresses in complete black
Unidyne 7: and has chains
Unidyne 7: and pins of KAPITOLISTZ all over
TheEyeofTyr: lol
TheEyeofTyr: yea
TheEyeofTyr: and smells like hobo piss
TheEyeofTyr: and has ripped jeans that he prolyl paid extra so the guy at the counter would rip them for him
Unidyne 7: hahahhaahahah

Yea it pretty much ended there but it was good while it lasted. We covered everything starting with capitolism and communism and ending with stupid punk bands and arnold. IM going to the cape so call me if u wanna talk.
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