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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for theeyeofmysun:
Day #Who?What they got you1styummy_youA world-reknowned sexual teacher2ndgusgusashA nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window3rdundoingthepastthe complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape4thtsu_texans06syphillis5thphalaropecrya gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline6ththegavelleran experimental vibrator7thphalaropecrysyphillis8thdeadinside04a rainbow wig doused in pheromones9thtsu_texans06a rainbow wig doused in pheromones10ththegavellera full-body condom11thundoingthepastA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number12thgusgusashnipple clipsTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )