I can't deal with the whale... or lack thereof.

[theevilcupcake]

Who's Num Yummy?
Why should I care about LC and Heidi?
Can I have my cake and eat it too?
Where have all my Nintendo DS games gone?
AND
Why Are You Worrying About You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO --
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!

All these questions and more have been bugging me. Hopefully the answers are to come.