Dec 05, 2008 15:41
Today I did something I swore I would never, ever do. I took a drug test to get a job that I don't really even want. Fuuuuuuck.
I need the job, I really do. If I pass (and it's a big "if"), I'll get more money than any of my previous jobs, full coverage health insurance, prescriptions, dental, vision, and life insurance.
On the other hand, I'll be working at a fucking gas station, and I feel like I'll just be wasting more of my precious youth doing something just to pay the bills.
WANTED: ONE SUGAR DADDY/MOMMA, MUST BE WILLING TO ACCEPT COUPLES. MUST ACCEPT DINNER PREP/LAUNDRY SERVICES IN LIEU OF SEXUAL FAVORS. EYE CONTACT PROHIBITED.
-E