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[theenviousone]

You'd think people'd have better things to do than pick a fight with someone that doesn't die.

And the zombies weren't really fun the first time. Too fucking easy to kill.

..can't believe I've already been in this damn place for seven months.

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[nin_nin_nin]

It really seems to go by quickly, doesn't it?

[theenviousone]

No. It really doesn't.

[nin_nin_nin]

Before you know it, it'll be a whole year!

[theenviousone]

If I'm lucky I'll be gone by then.

If I'm really lucky, you'll be gone by then.

[nin_nin_nin]

Aww, we're both immortal! --Well, sorta. I wouldn't mind spending a few hundred years here.

[theenviousone]

...

Don't you have another microwave to go set on fire?

[nin_nin_nin]

W-why would I do that?

[theenviousone]

Cause then you'd be doing something that isn't bothering me.

[nin_nin_nin]

That's too bad--I don't have another one yet. And I really shouldn't light them on fire!

[theenviousone]

I'm sure you'll manage to light them on fire whether you mean to or not. It's the kind of thing you're good at.

[nin_nin_nin]

... Should I try cooking over an open fire then? If everything I try to cook with catches fire, that's the next logical step, because it already is fire!

[theenviousone]

Sure, you do that. Then you'll end up setting everything else on fire.

[nin_nin_nin]

...Do they allow open fires in apartment buildings?

[theenviousone]

It's your place, isn't it? They probably do.

[nin_nin_nin]

Hmm...Well, I'll think about it! I'll just leave the cooking to Fred for now, though.