Paige Maguire - Internet Hellian

[vengeance_is_me]

There are two constants on Livejournal - biscuiteater hates whatever you deem interesting and Everybody Loves Paige. 9 out of 10 emofucks agree - Paige's entries are worth putting down the razor for (albeit temporarily). She brings her undeniable style and rapier wit with her everywhere she appears and the world always seems a bit colder after she departs.

Comments

[mengus]

You two fanboys could have whittled this down to the first paragraph, and then the pictures. Did she promise you worn panties for this shit, or what?

[shamroq]

You, of all people, don't get to play the "This entry is too long" card.

haha

[vengeance_is_me]

BAAAZING

[mengus]

Right, right. BUT AT LEAST I HAVEN'T BEEN SURFING THE SAME FOUR SENTENCES FOR 5 YEARS!

ha

[vengeance_is_me]

we're just doing our given duty of stealing everyone else's thunder by trying our best to knock them down a peg. when you become the next internet jay-z... or some popular bald white guy, like, say, ...i dunno... umm michael stipe? then we'll give you your medicine, too. cut back on all the "hey, pedro, pass the paint," and maybe you'll have a shot. might i suggest posting nudes of sarah. man, that would draw all the lethargic left-clicking (single-button clicking for all you homos) bees into a comment-fest like internet honey.

brainsullivanwho?

[ashcanprobably]

I approve of this comment.

Middle Of The Road 80's Rock

[shamroq]

Give me time
To realise my crime
Let me love and steal
I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry
Precious kisses
Words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why
In my heart the fires burning
Choose my colour
Find a star
Precious people always tell me
That's a step
A step too far

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry
Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry

Words are few
I have spoken
I could waste a thousand years
Wrapped in sorrow
Words are token
Come inside and catch my tears
You've been talking but believe me
If its true
You do not know
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go

If it's love you want from me
Then take it away
Everything is not what you see
It's over today

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry
Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry

Re: Middle Of The Road 80's Rock

[mengus]

Whereas, you really know how to kick me in the balls, the way you always go right to my recent entries. Your conivving makes me smirk, Ian.

Marginally fresher than a "silver pants" reference

[shamroq]

At least you know I'm still diligently reading your journal, amirite?

[joffy]

HAHAHAHA

worn panties?!

[vengeance_is_me]

for worn panties, i'd at least spent an hour on the pictures.

Re: worn panties?!

[mengus]

Loosely related, I hear you can buy them in vending machines in Japan. Those azns!

Re: worn panties?!

[ex_hotlavamo352]

PAIGE IS IN JAPAN, TOO?!

?!?!

[vengeance_is_me]

ah, yes, but can you do theasian squat?